Little things that bring a smile to your face

[vanpeebles]

And what if the woman had something in her spit?

[toythatkills]

Lol, wheres the proof. The bowl and spoon as we speak is sat on the sink draining board washed...

And posting on here and having a chuckle is neither here nor there. Nobody knows anything about me on here and i haven't mentioned any names, company or colleagues, lol.

It just takes one of those guys you told to get drunk at the Christmas party and the whole things in the open. If they were then to Google it, here they are. They'll see you're a 40 year old man from Manchester, probably enough to warrant further looking in to. I imagine between the members here we could find out tons about you if we wanted to. Get your address from a trade you've made and go from there. Post history, that sorta thing.

Obviously you're probably fine and none of that would happen, but you're still a twat for doing it in the first place if you did really do it. Are you really forty years old? Shouldn't you know better?

[NemesiS]

First time it was pissed in: Last Night.

First time it was eaten from since Piss: This Morning

So pissing bowl doesn't really stand up

And believe me, i've supped a hell of a lot worse than piss down the years.....

[Dogg Thang]

I once rubbed a post I made all around my inner thigh. Then I posted it here. If you read it, it's all over your eyeballs. But here's the thing - I'm not going to say what post it was. You'll never know.

[Number45]

I'd just assumed you do that with all of your posts.

[marcus]

Getting a new job so soon after taking voluntary redundancy, after being so worried Id be out of work for months I ended up having to choose between two offers. This of course, means major videogame spendage coming up

[NW2013]

Nice one Marcus. That's the dream, get the payout and a new job shortly after.

[kryss]

Sunshine.

You would not believe how much I've missed it.

[k0pp0]

My feedback thread - It just reminds me every now and again that I'm not a complete **nt after all.

[kryss]

lol, nice.

Covering my boss' office with tinfoil - everything but the walls. She was "amused" apparently.

Pics available if you want to see.

[eastyy]

i wanna see ....if she was a evil boss plotting to take over the world you could say she was foiled again (best i could do sorry)

[kryss]

[prinnysquad]

The Canucks winning the league.

I fear a first round bomb in the Stanley Cup, but I'll enjoy the President's regardless.

[dataDave]

Getting a new job and having a window seat right at the back of the office. Must be the best view of Singapore, overlooking the entire Marina Bay. Let's hope this job is fulfilling. Might get chance to work on some movie sets at some point, my boss designed the Monte Carlo casino on Casino Royale.

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

Playing King of Fighters 96 for the first time in about 4 years and getting a 1cc on Lv8 first go.