Valentine?s Day ? What have you got planned?

[fuse]

My plan? Impersonate Wools.

[QualityChimp]

My wife and I agreed on picking up a Marks & Spencers dine-in meal for two!

Can't wait for that!

[speedlolita]

Heh, my girlfriend picked up one of those. Looks delicious.

[Charlie]

No plans for me. I have no wife, no partner, and no sex in over 6 months. Might have an elaborate wank whilst looking over old pictures of past lovers long gone.

[ETC]

Doing the meal tonight cooking sausages heh heh I know how to impress the lady

[noobish hat]

No plans for me. I have no wife, no partner, and no sex in over 6 months. Might have an elaborate wank whilst looking over old pictures of past lovers long gone.

Elaborate in what way? Will it involve gentle music, soft candlelight, and rose petals? Or do you mean in more of a belt on the door, amyl nitrate laced orange in the mouth kind of way?

[Wools]

Sounds hot, certainly cheaper than a meal out.

[Charlie]

I'm somewhat undecided how to make it elaborate, but not wanting to miss out on Valentines Day festivities, I want to make a special effort romancing myself.

[prinnysquad]

Are you going to take the Shire Horse a big bag of carrots, Charlie?

[Skull Commander]

Maybe wear a pink glove with a feather trim and a silver bracelet on your wrist? That would be pretty elaborate. Or just paint your nails a tarty colour.

[Charlie]

Are you going to take the Shire Horse a big bag of carrots, Charlie?

I almost spat my tea out reading that.

[kryss]

Toplay rather than foreplay.

I am supposed to be off, but I think I'll be working. The night playing with Milla from ToX is going right out the window, falling 2 stories and going "smoosh" on the pavement.

[yesteryeargames]

Whens pancake day :P

[Family Fry]

We all should know St. Skeletor's Day is the one to be planning for, I know I am.

[kryss]

no sex in over 6 months

That recently? I wouldn't be complaining if I were you.