Valentine?s Day ? What have you got planned?

[Flabio]

Down the pub with some friends from work. Just like any other Tuesday

[Fader209]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've got Alzheimer's,

Cheese on toast.

[Rossco]

Nothing. Working away still so all alone in a hotel.

Got my girlfriend a mega bouquet of roses and lilies delivered to somewhat make up for not being home for 2 months.

[Charlie]

That recently? I wouldn't be complaining if I were you.

I hear ya, but six months is too long. I'm a young(ish) and healthy male with physical desires. Wanking doesn't cut the mustard.

[Charlie]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've got Alzheimer's,

Cheese on toast.

Reminds me of a Yeats poem that doesn't exist.

[buster_broon]

In Rome doing a course for the next two weeks and my missus is home with our daughter who is poorly

overall pretty ****ty

[Neil]

Indian take away and lots of booze.

Usual week night fare

[QualityChimp]

Just got 15 Valentines cards! It's left me completely breathless.

That security guard at Clintons gave quite a chase...

[MoFo2]

Time to bring up the usual video of my date with Mario...

[DeathAdder]

Took her on the shinkansen to Tokyo for a meal at her favourite restaurant on Saturday, and then to a rather nice bar afterwards, so that's her lot until next weekend, when I'll get her a piece of cake from her favourite cake shop, which is fortunately nearby.

She would have killed me if I had had flowers delivered to where she works.

I didn't get her any chocolates. Anyway, she snaffled all the obligation chocolate I got from girls and women at work.

[nakamura]

My wife cooked me a wicked steak and a home made lovely desert. Now I have to return the favour next month for white day.

[JazzFunk]

Spent the entire day acting like a clot at work, plus decided to babble bull**** quite a bit, had quite a fun day.

Totally forgot it was Valentine's Day (didn't get any ruddy cards, anyway, glad the ex didn't send one as teh gash might re-open again, both literally and figuratively.) Did get bum-frotted by a BBW at one point, but that was about it.

[QualityChimp]

Spent the entire day acting like a clot at work, plus decided to babble bull**** quite a bit, had quite a fun day.

Totally forgot it was Valentine's Day (didn't get any ruddy cards, anyway, glad the ex didn't send one as teh gash might re-open again, both literally and figuratively.) Did get bum-frotted by a BBW at one point, but that was about it.

Erm... did you post that drunk at 2:38am?

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

Well, I got in the roses (pink 1's not red as I think red is kinda cliched & cheesy), A Romatic Movie, Throntons chocs in a heart box, & a nice necklace & earrings. She was chuffed to bits & even moreso cos she was gonna buy those exact earrings I got her (i know her so well lol).

Sat down last night, had some grub together, then watched the film, then started getting down to a bit of loving, whereby I completely spoiled the evening by realising it was really late & told her it was too late to take it further, leaving her with the hump (or not, as the case may be).

I know. I'm such a romantic

[ETC]

Spent the entire day acting like a clot at work, plus decided to babble bull**** quite a bit, had quite a fun day.

Totally forgot it was Valentine's Day (didn't get any ruddy cards, anyway, glad the ex didn't send one as teh gash might re-open again, both literally and figuratively.) Did get bum-frotted by a BBW at one point, but that was about it.

I hope you are back off the wagon jazz, otherwise everyone will be scared