Little things that bring a smile to your face 2. (The sequel)

[QualityChimp]

I'm still wearing these:

[Brad]

Are you a Tweenie?

[J0e Musashi]

Flash trainers get fannies.

Well played.

[wakka]

I've been busting out my 3M AM1's recently.

Thumbs up. Gotta love hyperfuse. Nice and easy to clean lol.

Bitches love trainers.

[J0e Musashi]

Only problem being that when you're running from the 5-0 in the middle of the night they can see you just by shining their torches on your feet. LOL

[Colin]

Well played.

You lose, in Scottish terms that's still bad. If you had however edited my response to "get fanny" you would have been looking good.

[Brad]

I wear battered old converse that are filthy and with holes where there shouldn't be, do I win?

Yes.

I only wear converse these days. The lack of any kind of heel has actually cured my bad back so that's all I'll wear now. I fluctuate between these two:


and

[QualityChimp]

Bitches love trainers.

[J0e Musashi]

You lose, in Scottish terms that's still bad. If you had however edited my response to "get fanny" you would have been looking good.

You want multiple fanny though, fannies.

[Dogg Thang]

Ah, you guys all love footwear. It's great to see a shared love for something. Go you guys.

[QualityChimp]

Best of both worlds - J0e's light-up trainers paired with FSW's converse:

[Colin]

No, fanny in Scottish terms also refers to multiples. As in:

"Daryl has pumped some amount of fanny" referring to women.

Changing that to fannies suggests you have had sex with multiple arsehole males of low intelligence. Here ends today's Scottish slang lesson.

[wakka]

Ah, you guys all love footwear. It's great to see a shared love for something. Go you guys.

The smile thread is like the DMZ of Bordersdown.

[J0e Musashi]

No, fanny in Scottish terms also refers to multiples. As in:

"Daryl has pumped some amount of fanny" referring to women.

Changing that to fannies suggests you have had sex with multiple arsehole males of low intelligence. Here ends today's Scottish slang lesson.

Thanks Colin. I shall be careful in future. My Mrs. should really have told me this, being that she is from Edinburgh and all. She probably thinks I'm queer now.

[Colin]

It depends on her level of poshness. If she's working class she'll most likely refer to fannies as neds or gadgies. If she's middle class none of the three words will have ever crossed her lips!