The Relationship Thread II: Lost in that Last Goodbye

[prinnysquad]

Good effort fella, but there's still work to be done.

Don't forget to clean your ring, too. There's nowt worse than a 'bummy' smell wafting around the sheets while you're rutting like a terrier on a postie's trouser leg.

[Darwock]

In my experience women appreciate the smell of a man.

(Edit to add a disclaimer for those of you with no sense of humour: this is a quote from James Hunt, not me)

[BaronSqwelch]

Big day of prep ahead for Kryss.

To do list:
- Nostril hair plucked (so you don't look like a wig sniffer)
- Full-on knob de-cheesement
- Scrape tongue (to avoid dog breath; guaranteed to skank kissing)
- Shave knacker hair (for that extra visible inch)
- Trim finger nails (so finger blasting isn't problematic)
- Cut toe nails (ditto for toe-blasting)
- Clean teeth with tipp-ex (so your British teeth don't put her off)
- Spin a couple off the wrist (so that you're not going into tomorrow with an itchy trigger finger on a loaded gun)

Ive spoken to a mate at the Northern Echo and he's despatched a reporter to Calgary to cover this groundbreaking event. Just to warn you.

3 days to go and "POST OF THE YEAR" is settled

[EvilBoris]

In my experience women appreciate the smell of a man.

I'm just quoting that so it can never be edited

[endo]

In my experience women appreciate the smell of a man.

Boris has already cemented it for the ages, but in my experience women don't enjoy the smell of anus.

[Darwock]

You guys suck, that was a James Hunt quote.

Hang on, if your responses to my post are that sour faced, does that mean you think prinny was being serious? Wow you guys must have really stinky arseholes.

[endo]

In fairness, his crack must have been well sweaty sitting in that little cockpit.

[prinnysquad]

According to my man in the press, Kryss didn't manage to get some last night. Let down of the year.

[VR46]

Don't normally dip in to this thread but your list of things to do Prinysquad did make me laugh.
And feel all the better for already being happily married.

[Colin]

So is he dead?

[MisterBubbles]

Maybe he died " on the job".

[nakamura]

He probably thought he was in heaven at one point.

[MisterBubbles]

But it's most probably " lurve ". Well see Kryss in a week telling us life is fantastic.

[prinnysquad]

He drew a ragging blank
So resorted to a wank
Then sucked on a cigar
En route to the gay bar

Apparently.

Quote to my man in the press, "I'm through with hos and pussay!"

[EvilBoris]

is Toe Blasting illegal in Canada?