Little things that bring a smile to your face 3

[briareos_kerensky]

Permanent contract at work signed!

Now I can buy some more furniture for my house.

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WHAT HAVE I BECOME !?!?!

[dvdx2]

Permanent contract at work signed!

Now I can buy some more furniture for my house.

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WHAT HAVE I BECOME !?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN8vyO8ILD8

[QualityChimp]

Just booked a week to NYC for my 30th

Fantastic! Have a great time. What are you looking forward to seeing, Boris?

My highlights include:
Empire State Building
Rockafella Centre (great GPS audio tour and views of the ESB)
Helicopter tour
Six Flags Great Adventure (Kingda Ka! :O )
FAO Shwartz
Soup Nazi's shop
Central Park
Party Bus Tour

However, others will have other recommendations and you make the trip your own, ultimately.

[kryss]

Permanent contract at work signed!

Now I can buy some more furniture for my gaming room and collection vault.

WHAT HAVE I BECOME !?!?!

More awesome.

[charlesr]

Sorry to spill over from the other thread, but.... running a half marathon 9 minutes quicker than I did in March (now 1:23:22). This is so awesome I'll be smiling for days.

[briareos_kerensky]

More awesome.

Well, the furniture are new shelves for consoles and glass cases for figures...but, you know, it doesn't have the same impact as "a new HDMI 8x8 matrix" or some other piece of expensive AV equipment.

[charlesr]

Use some old boxes and spend it on a holiday (or more consoles and figures) instead. I'm here to help!

[VR46]

I'll never go to heaven, and to think I've taken out the worst ones, no offence meant to anyone.
Some are old 'uns.

Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.

After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realised he had made it home safely.

My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.

Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.

Just had my water bill of ?175 drop on my mat. That's a lot. Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just ?2 a month: time to change supplier I think.

Two women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes. I think they were those Hovis Witnesses.

Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...

Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Year's Riots....Your One Year Manufacturer's Warranty Runs Out Soon.

ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY" And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel!!!

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?' Granny replies, "stuff the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"

An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?' He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

[kryss]

I'm now curious as to how much Charles charges...

[speedlolita]

I'm late to this but:

[k0pp0]

I'm late to this but:

Hah! Genuine laugh from me on this one.

[importaku]

Came across this gif so funny because it's mostly true about modern games journalism

['Press Start']

Came across this gif so funny because it's mostly true about modern games journalism

Haha. Excellent. Although mass effect is amazing IMO.

[shaffy_oppa]

Went into work last night, shutters were down, door was bolted from the outside and no one seemed to be there, no answer on the phones either. Waited around for half an hour, left a voicemail and then came home.

Just called and my manager was off yesterday and very apologetic that no one called me about the shift being cancelled. She put down my hours along with double pay and gave me tomorrow off.

Bit of an irk with a smile in there too. I really wasn't annoyed yesterday to go in and find it was cancelled and I wasn't told, I'm way too forgiving.

[capcom_suicide]

Located a wreck in windy conditions with lots of tide at the surface and the 85 minutes of utter enjoyment once we got there. Living life like every breath is a gift.