Little things that bring a smile to your face 4

[QualityChimp]

Like an S&M dungeon, QualityChimp is just all gags.

And plugs.

But I'm not an electrician, why would I need plugs... oh, wait.


The only other Mexican joke is:

Q: Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
A:

->Open Spoiler<-

Tequila!

[QualityChimp]

Whenever I see a QC post I think Quality Control.

He's definitely the one I'd miss the most.

QC, don't ever leave!

Even if someone cusses your mum or monkeys or the master system!

Oh hey, man, what a nice thing to say.
Each morning, I look forward to seeing what the different time zone crew like you, Kryss and Yakumo have said overnight.
I want to live more vicariously through you though, Randombs. Can you go to a few more theme parks over there, thankyouplease?

In the same way you can't tell if people are purposefully being douchebags (definitely not you, [MENTION=3144]Dogg Thang[/MENTION]!), it's not clear if you're making people laugh or curse!
It's a different set of rules online than down the pub.

[fuse]

I still chuckle every time I think of Prin calling you 'Quarterly Chomp'.

[randombs]

In the same way you can't tell if people are purposefully being douchebags (definitely not you, [MENTION=3144]Dogg Thang[/MENTION]!), it's not clear if you're making people laugh or curse!

I used to try and make people laugh. Now I just try and make myself laugh and if anyone joins in it's a bonus

[charlesr]

Only works when spoken:

This mango's in a bar, but the bartender says "sorry we don't serve fruit".

[kryss]

QC, I hope one day to post something worthy of your praise. We all need something to aspire to.

But I'm not an electrician, why would I need plugs... oh, wait.


The only other Mexican joke is:

Q: Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
A:

->Open Spoiler<-

Tequila!

I'm going to bring the level down with this one:

1: I'm taking my wife on holiday to somewhere exotic this summer.
2: Jamaica?
1: No, she wants to go

...if someone could pass my coat over please...

[teddymeow]

Sat at home watching little Harry sleep.

It's the most relaxing thing I've ever encountered. I've turned off the TV as it was a distraction.

['Press Start']

Proud father moment! he he

[QualityChimp]

QC, I hope one day to post something worthy of your praise. We all need something to aspire to.


I'm going to bring the level down with this one:

1: I'm taking my wife on holiday to somewhere exotic this summer.
2: Jamaica?
1: No, she wants to go

...if someone could pass my coat over please...

1: My Friend is taking his wife to an Italian sea port.
2: Genoa?
1: Never met her, but he's sound.

[charlesr]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ligawo-Automatic-Without-Connects-Projector/dp/B003TKFDZK/ref=sr_1_1?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1438190968&sr=1-1&keywords=Projector

[VR46]

Nice to see the Wii still being supported in the UK, has the Wii had many new releases in 2015?

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2015-07-29-just-dance-2016-demo-out-now-on-ps4-xbox-one-and-wii-u

Just Dance 2016 will be out in the UK on 23rd October for PS4, PS3, Xbox One, Xbox 360, Wii U and Wii. Yes, the original Wii.

[fishbowlhead]

In what can only be classed as a beautiful moment, that brought a smile to my face, today was a victory for people that get tail-gated.

I was being tail-gated by a bog-standard Focus or something in a 30mph zone. When I reached the 60 zone, I nailed it and left it for dead (good to have my car back with its new engine). It caught up with me (by doing rather more than the 60mph that I was doing). Country lane, car coming towards me and I notice there is a large misshapen bit of tree and foliage lying in the road up ahead, so my only option is to slow down and stop. Not easy when someone is tail-gating you, but I stopped as slowly as I could whilst stopping inches away from the object. It was pretty massive.

While waiting for the oncoming car to go by, I noticed the Focus driver giving it all that behind me. He must have thought I was stopped in the road because of the tail-gating, because as I pulled on to the other side of the road to go around the tree, he surged forward in a weird move to maybe undertake me and drove straight on to it. LOL. He was totally stuck. It was fully wedged under his vehicle. I drove off slowly and took it easy for another couple of miles along the road, but didn't see any more of him. Presume he was there for some time.

My two main thoughts were: Bet your wife/partner in the passenger seat gave you a right earful. I bet you are sitting there trying to blame this on me, but coming up short.

RESULT.

I hope the tw*ts car was a total write off

[randombs]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ligawo-Autom...ords=Projector

I love how it has a "customers who bought this also bought..." section

[Darwock]

It tells me the seller doesnt ship to Japan. Oh well, I'll just keep my 100 grand then. His loss.

[shaffy_oppa]

Got given tickets to see years and years