UK IX: This Economy Will Self-Destruct In...

[Neon Ignition]

Boris: "We need a distraction from Partygate"
Priti: "I have just the thing"

**** up - brewery

[Lebowski]

The volcano went over budget.

Nar its that nobody in the Tory party has invested in volcanoes, Volcano ancillary's or Lava based portfolios, so theirs no way to claim a secondary income from a volcano based evil lair. Volcano lobbying is also unheard of with little to no money being handed out by volcanic based company's. The final nail in the coffin is that most volcanic activity is situated outside the south of England so of little to no interest for the Tory party.

[Cassius_Smoke]

Holy ****, they really are genuinely sending immigrants to ****ing Rwanda!
Like, actually. For real. **** me!

[prinnysquad]

Michael Fabrikernt.

Insulting as many people as possible to excuse the actions of Big Dawg. He’s rapidly becoming the rent-a-gob twat-for-hire the Tories send out to bait people who don’t vote Tory, and to distract from real issues with his ragdoll-knitted-for-a-church-fete haircut.

[Neon Ignition]

UK Rwanda plan for asylum seekers decried as inhumane, expensive and deadly | Immigration and asylum | The Guardian
All corners kick off about Rwanda with Johnson being challenged and refusing to engage with comments about it being a distraction tool from partygate. It might well be and one only a true prat would consider a welcome one... a prat like Johnson.

[charlesr]

It's so that they decree it was a bad plan, too expensive and thus justify building Auschwitz in the UK.

[briareos_kerensky]

This somehow appeared in my Twitter feed.

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[prinnysquad]

Thickie Nige.

We need our own Human Rights laws.

I know just the party to write it! Special caveats included for dodging taxes if you’re rich enough and set tax rates, breaking laws you write if you’re powerful enough, and destroying everything in national ownership in the name of Taking Back Control. Gerrin.

[cutmymilk]

This is exactly what the UK does with it's recycling. To the tories, people, recycling...what's the difference?

I wonder if this will have any impact on the numbers attempting channel crossings. Imagine having to travel 2000 miles west to be sent 4000 miles east as a reward.

[fishbowlhead]

The more they keep digging on Sunak the more keeps coming out.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/other/chancellor-rishi-sunak-s-mystery-loan-to-firm-then-handed-covid-furlough-cash/ar-AAWegKX?ocid=mmx

[Protocol Penguin]

Holy ****, they really are genuinely sending immigrants to ****ing Rwanda!
Like, actually. For real. **** me!

I’m ****ting myself as someone who’s partner is an EU citizen living here on the government’s ‘settled status’ scam. It’s only a matter of time before the government (or a future Labour one) start targeting EU citizens – notice the “Brexit hasn’t been finished” rhetoric now being used by Farage and similar people.

[Cassius_Smoke]

The Rwanda deal breaks International law.
Not that the Tory party will give a ****, it's lead by a law breaker.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61122241

[Neon Ignition]

Speed limiters 'could be introduced on all cars in UK' under new law (msn.com)
In smaller scale stuff - speed monitoring systems might be put into cars to set off alarms of lower engine power when the speed limit is exceeded. Countdown to automatic fining in...

[Cassius_Smoke]

Speed limiters 'could be introduced on all cars in UK' under new law (msn.com)
In smaller scale stuff - speed monitoring systems might be put into cars to set off alarms of lower engine power when the speed limit is exceeded. Countdown to automatic fining in...

'lower engine power' means cars for poorer people. It won't apply to politicians and rich who can buy cars over the power limits.

[fishbowlhead]

Hilarious, limit the speed of cars that can’t go fast and leave all the ones that can and have much worse mpg alone. Do they hire crack addicts to write these laws or just go straight for a monkey throwing its own poo at random options on a wall?