Nintendo Switch: Thread 09

[Nu-Eclipse]

Nintendo Direct tomorrow, folks!

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2PM PST / 5PM EST / 10PM UK GMT / 7AM JPN (THURSDAY)

[Neon Ignition]

Quickly slaps down yesterdays rumour of the 16th

[wakka]

Here we go boys. Switch 2 and Mario Kart 9 locked in. Can't go tits up.

I have it on good information that Metroid Prime 4 will release during the event as a 'one more thing'.

[teddymeow]

Release date for Advance Wars would be nice.

[Nu-Eclipse]

Release date for Advance Wars would be nice.

Not if your [MENTION=2561]fishbowlhead[/MENTION] it wouldn't be!

[kryss]

Asura is all over the cover art for us.

MK9 would be nice, Wind Waker would be nicer but I don't want Twilight Princess if it's the WiiU port.

Here we go boys. Switch 2 and Mario Kart 9 locked in. Can't go tits up.

I have it on good information that Metroid Prime 4 will release during the event as a 'one more thing'.

Nah, Miyamoto is going to pop out from under your desk and deliver you a special "one more thing"...

Mario. It's a new freemium Mario game. On mobile.

[Asura]

Asura is all over the cover art for us.

BUT THE FLEX, KRYSS

THE GODDAMN FLEX

[fishbowlhead]

Not if your [MENTION=2561]fishbowlhead[/MENTION] it wouldn't be!

It’s almost like I don’t like new things that are worse than the original thing. Shakes fist at clouds.

[randombs]

It’s almost like I don’t like new things that are worse than the original thing. Shakes fist at clouds.

These modern clouds are such snowflakes, it'll just start raining if you do that

[Nu-Eclipse]

It’s almost like I don’t like new things that are worse than the original thing. Shakes fist at clouds.

Wait... you've already played Re-Boot Camp before anybody else on the planet to know that it's worse???

[Nu-Eclipse]

Asura is all over the cover art for us.

Of course he is.

He'll just conjure up imaginary grievances with contours and shading like he's fokkin' Jack Kirby or something!

[Asura]

Of course he is.

He'll just conjure up imaginary grievances with contours and shading like he's fokkin' Jack Kirby or something!

well what else am I going to do on a quiet Wednesday

[Nu-Eclipse]

well what else am I going to do on a quiet Wednesday

Oh, I don't know....maybe not troll and/or be deliberately contrary about game artwork?

[Asura]

Oh, I don't know....maybe not troll and/or be deliberately contrary about game artwork?

Not trolling. Please don't suggest I am; it's unpleasant.

[Nu-Eclipse]

Not trolling. Please don't suggest I am; it's unpleasant.

I'm partly joking.

But yes, suggesting that a solitary line is problematic in a piece of artwork when you know full well that it isn't...what else would you honestly call it??