PlayStation 5: Thread 05

[Golgo]

[Wrong thread, dumbass!]

[hudson]

Vampire Survivors now out on PS!

[fishbowlhead]

More minor news, Outer Wilds finally got a physical release on PS5, with 60fps, have to say it’s infinitely more enjoyable with a smooth frame rate.

[Dogg Thang]

I am now the proud father of a new PS5. I have finally joined modern gaming.

The Pro will no doubt be released tomorrow at half the price of the current normal model.

[fishbowlhead]

The Pro will no doubt be released tomorrow at half the price of the current normal model.

This is the way

[Neon Ignition]

They do grow up so fast

[QualityChimp]

Got my plan in place for when I buy my PS5...

[Dogg Thang]

My PS5 sounds like an Animal Crossing villager and won’t shut up.

2/10

[Golgo]

^ Yup, incessantly beeps for attention. I think they just crave praise for their quick load times. What else did you buy it for?

[fishbowlhead]

My PS5 sounds like an Animal Crossing villager and won’t shut up.

2/10

Oh and money, you need to feed it that as well.

[fishbowlhead]

And just in time for Astro Bot as well Dogg Thang, how very convenient.

[Neon Ignition]

As we approach the likely reveal of PS5 Pro...

https://wccftech.com/playstation-6-xbox-next-machine-learning/

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[Neon Ignition]

I imagine the Relationship thread will be revived soon.

Plenty users detailing harrowing stories of having to inform their partners that their relationship is over.





Till Astro's end credits roll

[fishbowlhead]

I imagine the Relationship thread will be revived soon.

Plenty users detailing harrowing stories of having to inform their partners that their relationship is over.





Till Astro's end credits roll

Sacrifices must be made 🤷♂️

[QualityChimp]

"Machine Learning" will basically be trawling every kind of media you give the PS6 access to and then targeting adverts to you rather than anything to make a game better.

"Gran Turismo 17 will be back after these ads!"