Bad lyrics

[Baseley09]

Midge Ure:

"And there won't be snow in Africa this christmas".

Nice one Midge, state the obvious, as if there's ever snow there.

[anephric]

*cough* At high altitude, there is. Mt. Kilimanjaro?

[Big Seany]

Hip hop again - listen to Joe Budden "Pump It Up". At the end of the song he runs out of rhymes:

Think about it the game is bad playa
Ain't it bad playa
Don't worry Joey'll change it back playa
Might of heard me spittin wit Cain and Fab playa
I got the set boards to bring it back playa
Bang and clap playa
Front man no longer playin the back playa
Plain as that playa
808's pumpin bang the track playa
Want my 2nd wind change the rap playa
Jump off 1 man gang I'm back playa

I can imagine the scene when he was writing the lyrics with his homies:

"Sheeeeet, n'uh - I can't think of no mo'****ing word to rhyme with playa!"

[Baseley09]

Are there pot belly African kids, or Bono for that matter atop said mountain??

gah

[Darwock]

Speaking of mountains in Africa -

"Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like mt everest above the serengeti" - toto/africa. Not bad in context, I just can't believe they got all those syllables in one line!

[anephric]

"Designer pussy, my **** come in flavours." 'Lil Kim, How Many Licks.



Eeuuuuuughhhh! Overshare! And how the hell do you manage that? With supplements of some kind?

[Baseley09]

Its true that, I hear there are ques of people with ice cream cones waiting for lil' kim to dispense.

[Big Seany]

"I've got the meanest, cleanest penis / you never seen this stroke 'o genius"

A stroke of, erm, genius from my man the late Biggie Smalls.

[anephric]

I hear he was a momma's boy, so I can imagine his genital hygiene was second-to-none.

[mid]

That's correct, Biggie, I've never seen it. Thank ****.

[Big Seany]

DMX giving a frank account of the desperate struggle with his sexuality on "Where The Hood At?"

Man, cats don't know what it's gonna be
****in with a ni**a like me, D-to-the-M-to-the-X
Last I heard, y'all ni**az was havin sex, with the SAME sex
I show no love, to homo thugs
Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs
How you gonna explain f***in a man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand
I don't buck with chumps, for those who been to jail
That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps
I don't f**k with ni**az that think they broads
Only know how to be ONE WAY, that's the dog

Lookin atchu in your grill, It might be nice to cut
Once I split ya ass in two, you'll be twice as butt
Yeah, you right, I know ya style - PUSSY cuz I'm fu**in it
Since we all right here, you hold my dick while he suckin it
MOTHERFU**ER, don't you know you'll never come near me
Shove ya head up ya ass, have you seein **** clearly
Never heard that D be runnin, cuz D be gunnin
I beat my dick and bust off in ya eye so you can see me comin

[kernow]

haha great thread, just read it from the start. I'll have to think up some, I was in stitches over some efforts. haha

[Big Seany]

anephric's use of the word bhatti was a stand out moment for me in this thread, which I too have just read through.

[Baseley09]

"Im as serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer"

Snap - Rhythm is a dancer

[Skull Commander]

Stupid Lyrics

As the title says, a thread for the daftest lyrics commited to record!

To get the ball rolling, Thin Lizzy, Jailbreak:

"Tonight There's Going To Be A Jailbreak,
Somewhere In This Town"

erm, presumably that will be at the jail then...