Joking aside, I'd imagine it is quite easy to cut yourself on those things! They really are ****ing horrible.
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totally agreed, this stuff should be outlawed, I dont both with my hands now, I just get the scissors out, too many nasty cuts.
I might start a petition hmm
Originally posted by wushWhat the **** is the deal with blister packaging? Surely it is against some guideline to package things in impenetrable plastic shells that guarantee a sliced hand or blunt scissors.
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Anyone got a Metro today ? Samsung's really vague advert on Page 24, guessing it is for their new MP3 player with touchscreen and slide out speakers (http://www.samsung.com/PressCenter/P...901_0000284397)
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Originally posted by DavidHollissAnyone got a Metro today ? Samsung's really vague advert on Page 24, guessing it is for their new MP3 player with touchscreen and slide out speakers (http://www.samsung.com/PressCenter/P...901_0000284397)
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