The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Swallow]

Toast's okay, better than a couple of packets of crisps or donuts or whatever.

[VR46]

You've seen my post in the "what did you have for breakfast?" thread then

[SuperDanX]

Managed to have no toast at all today, a good thing after yesterdays toast frenzy. Slow here today again aint it? Then again its a slow day at superdans house too. Anyone out tonight? What you doing? Im off out around 830pm for a few drinks and a good lear and a few beers (vodkas), need to get laid to be f**king honest.

[Spatial]

Now I'm no fan of Myleene Klass, but that latest clothing adverts for M&S where she's on the swing and looks back over her shoulder is pure filth.

I haven't paid that much attention to the TV since Holly Willloughby was on Saturday morning TV

[J0e Musashi]

I'm giving up girls. Lol, I might even give the other side a try. I can't deal with these "yes, no, yes, no" attitudes any longer.

[HaHaUK]

Damn.

[Alastair]

ouch, what sort of speed must they have been doing?

[HaHaUK]

Must've been mad speed. Heres more info on the crash:

The crash was on Madison Avenue in Indianapolis.
"Police said Sabrina Trotter, 44, the driver of an Indianapolis Public Schools bus, stopped on the road to take a cell phone call from her mother.
Police said the driver of a Hummer, John Northrop, 54, was going northbound and was tuning his radio when he plowed into the back of the bus.
Northrop suffered minor injuries. Police ticketed Trotter for an improper stop."

The hummer slammed into the back of the bus so hard it lifted the wheels of the bus off the ground. It's fun to pick on hummers, but when you get in a crash like that and walk away (there's not even any blood on the airbag) it's pretty impressive. This is a case of bus vs. bigger bus. Bigger bus wins, but nobody gets hurt. Sub-compact vs. bigger bus doesn't end up so pretty.

Amazing how the bus seems to have taken no damage whatsoever!

[Alastair]

I can't believe they weren't killed. Where is the front half of the cab?

[HaHaUK]

More pics of it here: http://necromanc.blogspot.com/2006/1...hool-buss.html

[jimmbob]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6521979.stm

This guy was asked to prove that he was disabled when getting on a bus in Manchester.
He is a double amputee.

[Yoshimax]

I'm giving up girls. Lol, I might even give the other side a try. I can't deal with these "yes, no, yes, no" attitudes any longer.

You know this post will never, ever go away now don't you ?

[peeveen]

No offence to our friends in Scotland ...
The Scotsman and the Dentist

No offence taken!
Heard this one?

A Scottish woman phones the local newspaper ...

"Hello, my man John is dead, and I want to put his name in the Obituaries page."

"OK Madam, well, we charge an amount depending on the length of the message, so what do you want it to say?"

"Oh, er, how much would it cost just for 'John's dead' ?"

"Well, it's one pound for every five words, so it would cost you one pound, but you could have another three words if you like."

"Right, well, make it 'John's dead, car for sale' "



AND

How do you make a Scottish omelette?
First, borrow three eggs ....

[SuperDanX]

Daryl, you are so gay sometimes.

[Big Seany]

I hear the Pakistani cricket team have announced their new coach. Gladstone Small - let's see anyone try to strangle that ****er.