The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Hombre]

Wow. The first of my very close friends is now a father. His wife gave birth today.

They've given it the same name as me (no not Ish!) which is fantastic as it means I'll never forget the little blighters name.

But that won't stop you from forgetting that he/she/it has the same name as you thus forgetting his/her/its name.

[marcus]

I was talking to a freind about a baby I had to look after for a short while, she pointed out that I refer to the baby as 'it' constantly. Babies are just objects to me until they can stand on their own two feed and walk

[VR46]

They're not "just" objects when they wake you up wanting a feed at 3am, believe me

[marcus]

Yeh I can imagine...


.. no, actually, I cant :-)

[Ish]

I suffer the same affliction Marcus. I'm off to the hospital in a minute to pay my respects to my friends new born and I'm desperately trying to drum into myself "he he he he"

[VR46]

Anyone else seen Metro this morning ? page three, 1100m long Scalextric track (world record) got to be seen to be believed.

[oracle]

Just bought my new car on ebay



sexy no?

[HaHaUK]

no?

[oblivion_6]

Just bought my new car on ebay



sexy no?

stick some hydraulics on it and some red velvet curtains in teh back and ur good to pimp

[oracle]

lol all in good time, should replace the grill with one from a rolls royce hehehe

[Dirty Sanchez]

Photo required with you in cowboy boots, perferably snakeskin, stetson and get some buffulo horns on that bonnet. Classy.

[oracle]

you knows it

although im thinking gangsta outfit complete with spats for the upcoming student gumball rally

[Crisp_Rapper]

you knows it

although im thinking gangsta outfit complete with spats for the upcoming student gumball rally

you're taking that on a STUDENT gumball rally? i thought the rules said no engines bigger than 2l? also i hope you're minted as that thing'll costs loooooooooooooooads in petrol.

**edit: it looks ****ing awesome though, nice work
**edit edit: it's a lincoln what? not a 70's continental is it? those things had engine sizes up to 7.5l.............................................. .............

[oracle]

nah its a 89 lincoln town car which featured the more economical 5 litre v8......

it does (according to the owners) 26 mpg which aint too bad for a car that weighs just shy of two tonnes.

The admin guy who approves the cars approved my car so its all good

[oracle]

well that was quite a day, up at 8 out of the house by 8.45 and in Market Drayton by 1.30pm, from southend thats some good going.

Driving the beast back took a lot longer due to rush hour traffic and lots of roadworks

However the car is amazing, will post real pics tommorow but listening to the car on idle gives me a semi.