The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Kieran76]

While walking to work this morning I noticed a scooter very familiar to mine, then I noticed it was mine, minus battery cover, the huge lock on the rear wheel, a smashed up front side and no key hole. What a great start to the day, the most annoying thing is I spent most of the last weekend fixing it. If anyone had tried to steal it last week they would have had a job as the battery was totally flat. Then I remember that because the scooter has been out of action since moving to london I hadn't got round to telling the insurance company that I have moved house. Needless to say I am pissed off.

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Im off to Canada and the US tommorow, woo hoo! cant wait! bout time! i needed a break! So thought you'd like to know.

Girls here i come! Canadian girls 4 teh win! TBFH!

speak 2 u all on the flipside!

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[charlesr]

Is this a true story? Thats bonkers!

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Yep. It happened. To me.

[charlesr]

Yorath

[Pavey]

First pictures of the England team on thier way home.

[Kieran76]

Yorath

It gets better, I had to go to work so Katy moved it onto our parking space with a notice on it saying we what had happened to it and that police had been informed etc. Got home tonight, no scooter at all!

[charlesr]

Yorath, may I recommend for the future One of these
I've got that one and use it with one of these.

Your kit isn't going anywhere after that.

If you decide to purchase, I'll lend you a suitable drill bit (enormous).

[Kieran76]

I think I will have to wait until I move somewhere that has garden or back yard so I can keep it safe. That bolt looks good though.

[charlesr]

I've got a bug crawling around in my TFT ffs. In between the backlight and the lcd. It had better not die in there

[supersmithy]

dont crush it!!!!!!1111

I did that to my TFT last year, and it left a big red bloody stain in there. I thought it was on the outside, until it was too late... Ended up replacing the monitor, cos it was so offputting!

[thebuddahman]

I woke up at 5am with a huge nosebleed. ****ing horrible it was, I looked like I'd been through 10 rounds with Lewis after that.

I blame you hay fever!! *family guy evil monkey pointing*

[Rossco]

I just woke up half an hour ago with the same problem, I've trained myself to know when it happens though and I actually wake up and realise with a second to spare and manage to stop the blood from pouring out!

****ing hayfever though, It really will be the death of me!!

[Kieran76]

I've got lamb chops for my tea tonight. I expect a large percentage of you are jealous.

[marcus]

What does FTW mean?

[jimmbob]

For The Win.