The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[marcus]

Oic

[thebuddahman]

Marcus, it's a 'rllmuk' thing....

...ssssshhhh.

[dataDave]

I've got lamb chops for my tea tonight. I expect a large percentage of you are jealous.

I make that every night mate, costs me ?5 for x2 dinners inc veg.

I've tried moving on to chicken, pork and beef for varieties sake - although I love lamb too much and keep coming back.

30WHM - 27BLM btw.

[thebuddahman]

Are you back then David? How was your trip away/time off?

[dataDave]

I've been back for a month mate, only I might as well be away as I'm back on FFXI.

Amsterdam was perfect. Heat-wave everyday we were there for the beginning of the world cup. Perfect weather, food, people, music, weed, beer... Heaven. Nothing like chatting to cops whilst smoking a spliff, sat on a coffeeshop window ledge in the direct glare of the sun.

No wonder I play FFXI so much, living a life in the UK at our age is wasted time unless you live in a city with plenty of different people.

[Resonance]

http://socialitelife.com/2006/07/05/icet_to_produce_david_hasselhoffs_new_album.php

lol

[marcus]

Cryptic Pop Groups - anyone know these??

sad fur coat
4 letters, 4 letters

greenhouse plants
3 letters, 5 letters, 7 letters

[Darwock]

2nd one is Hot House Flowers (thought it was 2 words though)

[Ginger Tosser]

All the answers here! http://www.whowantsabalti.co.uk/quiz/answers-pop.html

[eastyy]

second i think might be hot house flowers

not sure on the first one

[Ginger Tosser]

I'd never heard of the first one.

[VR46]

How to make a woman and man happy ....

>>> >HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
>>> >
>>> >It's really not difficult...
>>> >
>>> >To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:
>>> >
>>> >01. a friend
>>> >
>>> >02. a companion
>>> >
>>> >03. a lover
>>> >
>>> >04. a brother
>>> >
>>> >05. a father
>>> >
>>> >06. a master
>>> >
>>> >07. a chef
>>> >
>>> >08. an electrician
>>> >
>>> >09. a carpenter
>>> >
>>> >10. a plumber
>>> >
>>> >11. a mechanic
>>> >
>>> >12. a decorator
>>> >
>>> >13. a stylist
>>> >
>>> >14. a sexologist
>>> >
>>> >15. a gynaecologist
>>> >
>>> >16. a psychologist
>>> >
>>> >17. a pest exterminator
>>> >
>>> >18. a psychiatrist
>>> >
>>> >19. a healer
>>> >
>>> >20. a good listener
>>> >
>>> >21. an organiser
>>> >
>>> >22. a good father
>>> >
>>> >23. very clean
>>> >
>>> >24. sympathetic
>>> >
>>> >25. athletic
>>> >
>>> >26. warm
>>> >
>>> >27. attentive
>>> >
>>> >28. gallant
>>> >
>>> >29. intelligent
>>> >
>>> >30. funny
>>> >
>>> >31. creative
>>> >
>>> >32. tender
>>> >
>>> >33. strong
>>> >
>>> >34. understanding
>>> >
>>> >35. tolerant
>>> >
>>> >36. prudent
>>> >
>>> >37. ambitious
>>> >
>>> >38. capable
>>> >
>>> >39. courageous
>>> >
>>> >40. determined
>>> >
>>> >41. true
>>> >
>>> >42. dependable
>>> >
>>> >43. passionate
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
>>> >
>>> >44. give her compliments regularly
>>> >
>>> >45. love shopping
>>> >
>>> >46. be honest
>>> >
>>> >47. be very rich
>>> >
>>> >48. not stress her out
>>> >
>>> >49. not look at other girls
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
>>> >
>>> >50. give her lots of attention,
>>> >
>>> >51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
>>> >
>>> >5 2 . Never to forget:
>>> >
>>> >* birthdays
>>> >
>>> >* anniversaries
>>> >
>>> >* arrangements she makes
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:-
>>> >
>>> >01. Feed him
>>> >
>>> >02. Shag him
>>> >
>>> >03. Leave him in peace

[thebuddahman]

Well I just finished Shenmue...

That was a bit flippin' good.

[Wools]

To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be...

I can cover about 8 of those, the rest is either on or off or I'm flumoxed.

[dataDave]

I'm every single of of those apart from #47. That one's a prerequisite where I come from. Shallow slags. :angry: