Originally posted by Yoraths mullet
Stop being clever Sherlock
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..and by process of elimination dear watson, i say IT WAS KARLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
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Originally posted by DavidFallowsThe joys of being able to pull as many women as you want when dressed up.
WI was Best man at my uncles wedding this weekend and not owning a suit I had to hire one. Not being satisfied with what was in stock at the shop I had to order all the bits from all over... Navy suit + tail jacket, purple velvet waist-coat, plum cravat and hanky, even the cravat pin was flown in from Preston. Absolutely stunning attire, all I needed was a purple katana to finish it off. (I even combed my hair and had it look all 17th century - photos shortley). The wedding went well and my speech was off the cuff and had everyone laughing. Being with family I drink all the bottles of bud I can to get pissed but it doesn't work. 2 meals and 18 bottles later at 11pm I decide it's time to venture into town along with a few of the guys. After losing that lot I get fed up with the noise and decide to head home. (literally 10secs up the road) after leaving the club I notice three cute girls contemplating whether or not to go in, one blonde, one red-head and one brunette. I tell them it's crap inside and also (jokingly) that they should come to mine instead, that I only live around the corner *points to flash buildng*. One of them asks me totally out of the blue if I have any skunk, well of course I have some skunk, and so I go back to my flat, with a bitch in each arm and one extra, wearing my (mostly) purple suit.
It gets better. When inside I lose the lights, light the candles/lavalamps etc, get Geometry Wars on the wall + some of my classic choons pumping warmly. Flirting isn't the word either - I decide to change out of the suit incase it gets damaged by these man-eaters. They tell me to come back "commando" too which made me giggle maniacally.
I come back, indeed in commando for the first time in my life, feeling somewhat vulnerable. So I decide to make a spliff as promised, thinking it may slow these down a bit which would be better. I make an extra large joint out of x2 king size zig-zags and start smoking with them...
and then... that was it. The next thing I know I'm waking up at 7am with the Geometry Wars title screen going for it, albeit dimmed due to lack of interaction - which ironically summed up my feelings perfectly.
I've never instantly caffled before. The full day of drinking nancy-beer must have caught up with me, the mammoth joint being the final nuke.
What a dummy. ><
Budweiser as well. F*ck me with a feather, that's ****e.Comment
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Thats the one, he made me laugh with his strange body movements and blowing a kiss to Anne on his walk of shame.Originally posted by Crisp_Rapper..and by process of elimination dear watson, i say IT WAS KARLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!Comment
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I was thinking you were the Pimp Daddy for a moment then Fallows.Comment
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Have you checked that you don't have a large surgical scar where your kidneys used to be?Originally posted by DavidFallowsComment
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his legs never seemed to stop moving... did he need a wee?Originally posted by Yoraths mulletComment
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Chaaaaaaaaaaaaarlieeeeeeee! Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlieeeeeee!Originally posted by Spatial101
*hopes someone knows what I'm on about*
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No, just dead nervous, he told us after the recording that he was shifting about a load. I never imagined it was that bad, he reminded me of a parkinsons sufferer.Originally posted by Crisp_RapperComment
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Or a Sheffield Wednesday fan, seeing his team three down wondering wether to stay or go
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funnily enough it's Sherlock Holmes's birthday todayOriginally posted by Yoraths mulletStop being clever Sherlock
Date of Birth: 22 May 1859
go to google.co.uk and he's in the logo, click the logo link
spooky eh.
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It's Conan Doyle's birthday, not Sherlock's.Comment
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i hope that one day i'm famous enough to warrant a google logoComment
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sorry, yeah that's what I meant to say.Originally posted by Distant CousinComment
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That is quite a coincidence, I had no idea when I made my original post.Originally posted by DavidHollissfunnily enough it's Sherlock Holmes's birthday today
Date of Birth: 22 May 1859
go to google.co.uk and he's in the logo, click the logo link
spooky eh.Comment
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I reckon he's trying to contact us. Perhaps he wants to investigate something from beyond t3h gr4ve?
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