The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Kieran76]

Such envy.

[jimmbob]

I can speak a bit of Yorkshire.

Put wood in th'ole.

Know what it means?
1 karma point for the first person to get it.

[Kieran76]

shut the door

[jimmbob]

Ee By Gum, you're right.
Brilliant isn't it.

[Swallow]

I knew that, too.

[Swallow]

Chumping

Anyone know what that is? There may be a small prize...

[jimmbob]

Chumping

It's always about sex with you, PERV!


I don't know that one, I assume it's some disgusting form of cooked fat from a pig spread on bread or something?

[Jebus]

Chumping is non-humping cheating, because you would have to be a chump to cheat but not hump.

Variation: chumpin'

"Dude why even bother chumping, if you're not getting the humps then she should get the dumps."

If anyone knows what a "dump truck" is I'll be impressed

The "Tony Danza" is equally hilarious.

[Swallow]

It means gathering firewood, particularly for Bonfire Night, you sickos!

[funkydan]

Jack White's wife is from Yorkshire. He called the latest White Stripes album 'Icky Thump' because he had heard her say it quite a lot, and thought she was saying 'icky thump', when in fact she was saying 'ecky thump'

[Jebus]

We need an "urban dictionary" thread...some of the "quotes" on there make me cry laughing...for example :

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"Jesus, what a slapper," quoth Hubert. "Had I tried, methinks I could have got my whole head up her clunge!"

and

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"(one may be heard yelling) "Geeeeee us a swatch o yer clunge!!!"

or the classic

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"Quim : A Womens VAGINA, Very Cosy place to store your penisAndrew- ****in Hell i'd love to get a peek of bethany's quim!

[Yoshimax]

Just go buy Rodgers Profanissaurus - I'd posted the rolodex of love in here before featuring such classics as "the snowman" and the Danza but it was unsurprisingly removed post-haste

"Rick Steins Dustbin"

[Jebus]

Yeah, not really suprising...mission for today Yosh, if you don't know, find out what a "dump truck" is!

[jimmbob]

rolodex of love

Ah those were the days. That thread taught me a lot. Specifically what space docking is. I was a little sick in my gob after that revelation.

[VR46]

Enough information thanks lads, it is lunchtime after all.