The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[MarioMark]

oops

[Spatial]

I have no idea why, but this picture cracks me up.

[Crisp_Rapper]

it's an instant classic.... kid's face, rawking out on the guitar, grandad in the background dropping trou. it has all the elements required for max lollins.

[ChrisF]

Blimey...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6954728.stm

An Australian woman is killed by her pet camel when the animal apparently tried to have sex with her.

There's one bit in the article when it says that the camel tried to suffocate her goat. I have this image of it stalking the goat with a plastic bag, Manhunt style!

Why do I have have that Fergie song about her humps, in my head now?

[Lebowski]

oh man I feel old this morning. I always leave my window open a little when asleep and have had people climb through it before at night, but anyway.

I get woken up in bed at 9:20AM by some crap eurobeat down the street, or german techno or whatever BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM at 200BPM

got this mental image of Paul Daniels shouting at some chav Saying "you'll like this not a lot" then retiring to have a bong chilling out before delivering the line "Magic"

[kernow]

Ah

you'll never catch paul daniels singing 'thank 'eavens, for little girls' any more in a dodgy french accent.

'coz little girls, get larger, ev'ry dayyy'

(old timers will know wtf I'm on about haha)

[Nijo]

Oh yes.

Even at the time it was a WTF moment.

[kernow]

yeah, and I was six or something thinking "cmon paul, choice of song here"

[Shotski]

Hmm the post count goes over 1,000,000 and theres no fuss made. Is there any way to find out which post is the 1,000,000 so it can be framed, or something?

[dcmk]

I thought the same thing but the 1,000,000 post so i have been told was this...

I like it in the film where you see Bart's willy

[ChrisF]

Then that ^ is what should be on the NTSC-UK banner!

[Spatial]

Perfect

The only thing better would have been this:



or

[Yoshimax]

I trust that child has been photoshopped on.......

[Spatial]

It is one of the great mysterious mystery's of the Internet.

[ChrisF]

Class. Who got that 419'er? Someone in here?