The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[toythatkills]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-11490699

If you laugh, you're a racist.

I'm a racist.

[randombs]

Here's the video:



What I like most is his co-host sort of giggling along because she can't help it but also trying to chastise him yet the guy to the left with the glasses is smiling a bit but having none of it.

Henry's like a mate who says something unfunny but keeps laughing at it going "Geddit? LOLOL geddit?" then nudging you and assuming you're not laughing because you don't get the joke.

I particularly like this one:



"Are you going to choose a New Zealander who looks and sounds like a New Zealander this time?"

What, you mean like this:



However, I liked his one about the Indian petrol station attendant:



"If I was complimenting you on cheap petrol, would you be able to speak English?"

Made me laugh

[noobish hat]

It's like a goddamn Ricky Gervais sketch. Is this guy actually brain damaged or something?

[abigsmurf]

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Oniichan_CD

Mother of god....

[NW2013]

Am I having some sort of mental episode or was there just an advert on TV where a man "saved" a horse by saying the News of the World had that story about Fergie?

[NW2013]

In further advert news has anyone seen the Pom Wonderful ad? WTF?

[prinnysquad]

I've just had a Panini ****e - a real 'sticker'.

Whereas Sherlock Holmes has been known to have a three pipe problem, I have just had a three flush problem.

[Ady]

[toythatkills]

I've got a job interview (kind of) tomorrow, and I don't know what to wear. Normally I'd just go with a shirt and tie, etc, but I feel like I'll be overdressed.

It's a rubbish Christmas temp job at The Entertainer, and the interview is some group thing, I think. Being that kind of job, I am worried it'll be me and a bunch of 16 year olds in jeans or something.

I don't know if this'll reflect well on me or just make me look a bit like a twat

For those that care, I didn't wear a tie, but was still the smartest one there as everyone else turned up in jeans, etc. Except one guy who wore trousers and a shirt but didn't tuck it in. Being awesome, I got a second interview and wore a tie, oh yeah.

Got the job. 20 hours per week until Christmas. Starts tonight, I'm gonna miss the football.

Been given an interview at Primark on Thursday now though, and should probably go to it. I might have to quit a job within a week if it's any good!

[Nif]

On my pre-work trip to Tesco express I regularly see a bloke in a Supra, looks tidy (the car), must have spent a few quid on it. But he always leaves the engine running while he goes in the shop. Now I don't exactly live in the bronx but we have our fair share of chavs who would like nothing better than to tear up & down the high street in it. I'm tempted to hop in it and move it across the car park just to see his face when he walks out of the shop.

[Neil]

On my pre-work trip to Tesco express I regularly see a bloke in a Supra, looks tidy (the car), must have spent a few quid on it. But he always leaves the engine running while he goes in the shop. Now I don't exactly live in the bronx but we have our fair share of chavs who would like nothing better than to tear up & down the high street in it. I'm tempted to hop in it and move it across the car park just to see his face when he walks out of the shop.

Even better.
Buy a Simon Cowell esq white shirt, unbutton it to the waist. Get the biggest gold chain with medallion you can find and maybe some sovereign rings.
Large it up town.

[charlesr]

It's probably just the turbo timer keeping the engine going for a few minutes. You won't be able to enter the car.

[Nif]

Even better.
Buy a Simon Cowell esq white shirt, unbutton it to the waist. Get the biggest gold chain with medallion you can find and maybe some sovereign rings.
Large it up town.

Just need the 'tache and I'm good to go.

It's probably just the turbo timer keeping the engine going for a few minutes. You won't be able to enter the car.

Damn. Wouldn't know anything about those things. My idea of a sports car is having an 'L' on the the boot.

[charlesr]

If you have been using the turbo, it's spinning at ~200,000 rpm. It gets very hot. If you turn the engine off as soon as you stop, it cooks the oil around it and then breaks. Your options are a) sit there with the engine idling for a minute b) don't let the turbo spool a couple of minutes before you stop c) get a turbo timer that keeps the engine going for you for a while.

This isn't just a problem on sports cars. e.g. a Turbo Diesel flying up the motorway at 80mph will be using the turbo and it pulls into a service station and stops quickly, it can cause damage to the turbo.

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

Just come back from shopping in town. There was a rather attractive lady in her late 60's talking to me in the queue in M&S. And I dont mean she looked a lot younger, she was just very petite & very pretty, & yes I would have if she'd asked me to.
I'm starting to worry about myself .


Also as I walked home I saw a used pair of socks & pants on the pavement. Nice!!!