The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[mr_fantazmo]

Wasnt there any disabled toilets you could use instead? I love disabled loos, so spacious, clean and well facilitated.

I just make sure i walk with a limp towards the toilet.

[SuperBeatBoy]

Sephiroth is Gay!

http://www.yahoo.com/s/355798

there you have it. no wonder he killed aeris.

[Spatial]

Well, that was just totally random

A car just sped past my house (must have been doing at least 30mph) towing a settee with a load of kids sitting in it, and sparks flying from the coasters on the bottom.

Is this the new `in` thing for the chav kids today?

In my day sofa surfing just meant channel hopping in front of the TV...

[thebuddahman]

"I hate flies" said a bloke to his mate. "Today I had to kill 2 females and 3 male ones".

"How did could you tell the difference between male and female flies?" the other man asked curiously.

"Well, there were 2 on the phone and 3 in my pint!"

[Dirty Sanchez]

Well, that was just totally random

A car just sped past my house (must have been doing at least 30mph) towing a settee with a load of kids sitting in it, and sparks flying from the coasters on the bottom.

Is this the new `in` thing for the chav kids today?

In my day sofa surfing just meant channel hopping in front of the TV...

Classic, get your videcamera/phone/etchasketch out, that is a clear You've Been Framed winner.

[jimmbob]

TOP 20 GAYEST VIDEOGAME CHARACTERS

[jimmbob]

360 Wins Best Gadget Prize

[dataDave]

re: gay characters... No Iori Yagami!!! Tingle is t3h minc0r though.

I'd say the DS beats the 360 hands down, gadget wise.

[oblivion_6]

In terms of innovation I would say its pretty close between the DS and its touch screen and mic capablities compared with the 360s wireless design and use of XBOX Live

Ipod as the best mp3 player is a total joke lol

[Lebowski]

Ipod as the best mp3 player is a total joke lol

[tonge in cheek mode]
why if it was the zen or samsungs nano rip off then it would be a joke, i guess your the sort of person who thinks because you bourght some derivitive mp3 player that funnyley enough takes quite a lot of design que's from apple but has a radio which you never use because "radio is so overley comercialised these days" tsk tsk

you are clearley suffering form the condition knows as :Superiority mp3 player complex, and im sorry to say there is no known cure yet
[/tonge in cheek mode]

[marcus]

Had to laugh at Viz as I was browsing in Smiths, the "Carol Voderman's Bukkake Suduko" is brilliant, half tempted to start buying it again (not done so for years), for some reason I dont though.

[MattyD]

I was just reading this definately NOT SAFE FOR WORK / pr0n alert page on mantraining over at Encylopedia Dramatica and it got me thinking. Imagine if all the imagination and Evil Genius intelligence going into trolling was put to good use - we'd have cured AIDS, solved the energy crisis with nuclear fusion and all be living in a Huxley-esque utopia on Mars or something. Instead we've got aimbots, trainers and people killing each-other over stolen in-game weapons. What a waste.

If the internet is the bridge of all trolls then surely there is a festering river of inginuity flowing beneath it. Or something.

[charlesr]

360 Wins Best Gadget Prize

T3 bloke: "The poll is interesting because some of the trends where we have been thinking, 'is this really happening in the real world?', seem to be happening. For example, the fact that people are increasingly getting rid of their iPods and going for phones to listen to music on the move is something we have been writing about for months."

Although they've also been writing about how the PS3 is going to be 23X better than the 360 and why on earth does anyone buy one? (possibly exagerated, but you get my drift). So when ANOTHER T3 poll says their readers like the 360, you'd think they'd get the message and stop slagging it off.

[dataDave]

Had to laugh at Viz as I was browsing in Smiths, the "Carol Voderman's Bukkake Suduko" is brilliant, half tempted to start buying it again (not done so for years), for some reason I dont though.

LOL!!

My mate I used to work with bought it all the time... I used to love reading through it although I'd never want to be seen buying a copy. It's truly for c**ts. ><

[MattyD]

Seen on the 360 article above - Arnie is Tony's new best mate apparently, and all because he's mad keen on tackling climate change. I can live with that - hell, he's a republican, but I'll still like him if he wants to be constructive about the environment. I can't wait for him to become preseident so he can say something like "remember when the Republicans said they'd cut C02 last? They lied