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    Originally posted by charlesr View Post
    Got IDd in Waitrose buying Stella......
    Give me 2 years and I'll have doubled the age limit.
    That is a weird coincidence - got ID'd meself buying Stella (24 pack therof) in my local Waitrose about 3 weeks ago by a rather smug looking 19 year old, and I too will double the age requirement in 2 years - he wouldn't believe I'm 34......

    Maybe I should take it as a compliment *applies more Ulay to face *

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      It's probably the botox as much as the anti-aging creams that make them think you're younger

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        Originally posted by importaku View Post
        What the hell is wrong with me?

        I have been watching different strokes on youtube for the past 9 hours & its nearly 5:00am & yet i cant stop watching them. I just keep saying just one more episode.

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          Does anyone else have any problems with the BBCi radio player? I'm re-listening to s show i heard this morning and the skip forward 15 mins button doesn't work for toffee, just me?

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            It's okay Importaku. At least you weren't singing the Thundercats theme song in your head a few days ago and replace 'thundercats' with 'Bookmarks'.

            wth am I... Booka booka booka booka-MARKS!

            Originally posted by kernow View Post

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              Just found a fly squashed into the crust of some bread I was about to eat. Now my paranoia will never let me eat bread from that bakers again, even though it's the best bread I've ever had

              On the scale of nasty things to find in your food, a fly is pretty **** though. Anyone else find something much worse in their food? Most gruesome wins a free sick bag*




              * the sick bag is a lie

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                I found a two inch long metal bolt and nut in my two year old kiddy's Happy Meal. You should have heard me when I confronted the manager in there, after driving back to the Drive-Thru (which was several miles away).

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                  I once found a fly preserved in a sherbet lemon. Must of got stuck in the making process.

                  He had a smile on his face.

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                    And a place i used to work, someone had a drawing pin in a cheese sandwich from the canteen.

                    The in joke at the time was it was a cheese and prickle sandwich.

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                      Originally posted by Nicholas Pavey View Post
                      I once found a fly preserved in a sherbet lemon. Must of got stuck in the making process.

                      He had a smile on his face.
                      What a way to go. It is like Jurassic Park - but with sweets

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                        i found a latex glove in a pack of ham from Tescos once it was quite well hidden behind the slices of ham so you couldent see it from just picking it up form the shelf, some disgruntled employee probably put it there after doing nasty things with it, took it back got a funny look off customer services and a refund no apology though.

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                          I wonder what The Fly would have been like if Jeff Goldblum had been mixed with a sherbet lemon instead of a fly?

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                            That sounds like a Photoshop challenge if ever I heard one.

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                              If I told you some of the things found in peoples food it would put you off for life

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                                Originally posted by Spatial101 View Post
                                If I told you some of the things found in peoples food it would put you off for life
                                Bring it on; I'm trying to lose weight at the mo so that would help!

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