The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Kieran76]

How was the meal YM, big dent in the wallet ?

Massive £162 sized hole, and that didn't include the pint before, the pint after and the double rum I had because we missed a train and had 10 minutes to wait. Ate some of the nicest food I have ever tasted. 6 courses, each with a different glass of wine to suit the food. Incredible food.

[thebuddahman]

Three posts in a row \o/

Mullet Top Trumps, my life is now complete



http://www.hawkin.com/find/product-is-07707?aid=WEBG01

They're brilliant, about 8 of us used them in a drinking game on Saturday night. It was epic, some of the cards are hilariously brilliant!

[Briareos]

They're brilliant, about 8 of us used them in a drinking game on Saturday night. It was epic, some of the cards are hilariously brilliant!

I have to get me a set of these!

[kernow]

Anyone watching this program on TV about objectasexuals. so bizarre.

"She had an intimate relationship with a church organ called Paul" ..

oh wait, a woman is now having sex with the eiffel tower.

its ok, they've been in a relationship for a while now, its not a one night stand.

..

[Spatial]

Not watching it but this was on the radio today as I was on my way home.

The woman with the Eiffel Tower also married the Berlin Wall didn't she? And apparently that's OK and not breaking any rules in their own little world.

Isn't there some mad American woman on there who's fallen in love with a theme park ride?

[kernow]

yes, the woman with the theme park ride was smearing its oil all over her facing saying she smells sooo good. ahem

[Rossco]

I was sitting watching Black Books there while drinking a protein shake, burst out laughing with my mouth full and spat out all the dark chocolatey goodness over a pure white t-shirt! Not impressed! But still worth it for the comedy value, I pure spat it everywhere!

PS - Black Books Series 1-3 Boxset is a tenner on Play.com - BARGAIN!

[funkydan]

Why do people on those shop mobility things insist on taking them on the roads? They have no tax, no insurance, almost certainly no license! Pisses me off is what it does

[VR46]

They only do it to wind you up Dan.

About a mile from home there is a flyover on the A12 over a big busy roundabout, closed end of April for "5 weeks", so 5 weeks pass, and it's now closed for a further 8 weeks. Blooming gridlock morning and night, and I've hardly ever seen anyone actually working on it. Rant over.

[Malc]

While we're on the subject of crazyness, anyone hear about the man who invented the Pringle tube died a few days ago? He was so proud of his invention that he wanted his ashes to be put inside the tube and burried.

Does that mean he's burnt to a crisp?

[SuperDanX]

10 days off as of tommorow\o/ *looks at watch* come on bastard time!!

[J0e Musashi]

Get this...
The new guy at work who must weigh in the region of 20 stones and has an extremely irritating and loud voice has been banging on about how he scored an overhead kick in a football match last night. Overhead kick? Do me a favour mate, you almost have a heart attack when you have to go upstairs, and now you think you're Pele?
I couldn't help but LOL right in his face.

[112]

Come on Joe, everyone needs their five minutes in the spot light, give the brother a chance.........

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[J0e Musashi]

An overhead kick though? If he'd have said a half volley or something I'd have been more inclined to believe him. There is no way this guy can even jump for a header. I told him straight not to tell me any more liars else I'll smash his face in. I'm not having a great day as it is, and I don't need any tales of wonderment from blancmange boy.

[kernow]

hahaha