The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Spatial]

[charlesr]

I have tears.

[Spatial]

Even better, there's a video!

[koopatroopa90]

Those gifs are so full of win!

[charlesr]

http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/

[koopatroopa90]

I've been using that since forever, v. useful although not always 100% correct...

[charlesr]

And there's this which I saw ages ago but forgot to post: http://lmgtfy.com/

[randombs]

I showed lmgtfy to someone at work and she was in stitches. Started using as her official response to emails with silly questions.

[dataDave]

Urgh... Being in a relationship is tough for so many reasons. Right now I've just been walking behind one of the hottest women I've ever seen wearing a red dress, not just that but there was something else about her, her scent maybe, I just went all primal briefly. She then just walked past me when leaving the foyer of this place and looked right at me - extinguishing any doubts about her being a 'bag over head' job. She looked like some kind of Indian-Chinese hybrid.

Makes me wish I was single, which isn't good...

[PeteJ]

Made me laugh more than it should, so posting here.

[NW2013]

I've just seen the Queen smile, do I win a prize?

['Press Start']

I've just seen the Queen smile, do I win a prize?

When you see her eyes smile along with it you know its real. So no prize! :P

[NW2013]

Aww man.

[charlesr]

Hunting around for batteries in my kids' toys. Found an old Peppa Pig car thing. Pressed peppa's head and it goes "beep beep". Cool. Batteries acquired. Grab screwdriver and open battery cover.

WTF NO BATTERIES

How is this beeping (sic) possible? Brain melts.

[Spatial]

Haunted Peppa Pig.

Put it on Ebay, claim it drives around on it's own late at night with flashing red eyes and speaking in tongues and you'll probably get someone to buy it at a high price.