The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[VR46]

five more

[VR46]

great site for movie clips etc etc.

http://www.office-humour.co.uk/

Attached pics, no offence to any Scousers (old but good)

[112]

LOL @ Scouse mum............. how original!

the match stick men are great! gotta try that rough one some time!

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[marcus]

an old classic

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

[Wools]

My friend at work wear's a T shirt of that around the office almost constantly.

What about Trevor?

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/

[Wools]

So which was it? Bumming or chopping.

The latter, surely. Change of scenery and all that.

[TommyG]

Super Mario on 2 guitars

[Zanza]

That is unbelivable ^ bet that guy is ace at beatmani stuff.

[marcus]

Best one Ive heard in some time


A 6 year old girl is looking out of the window and notices a van full of builders turn up at the vacant plot next door. as the week goes by she starts talking to the builders and on the Friday the lads give the little girl a pink hard hat, a little pink lunch box and a wage packet with a 5 pound note inside. she tells her mummy and shows the items the builders have given her. "are you working for the builders next week then darling?" the little girl looks thoughtful and says, "well it depends if those ***** from jewsons deliver the bricks on Monday morning or not!"

[Ish]

Funny how it works out sometimes. Started off in my local. Ended up in London.

[VR46]

T-shirt & Brokeback 2 Poster

[Resonance]

lol someone sent that brokeback mountain 2 poster with the caption "If Carlesberg made sequels..."

[marcus]

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

[spagmasterswift]

I just saw a couple in the street part ways with a HIGH FIVE! And they did it as if it was the most natural thing in the word - no comedy what so ever! Is this making a comeback...?

[112]

aye, ive seen peeps in uni doing it! its the revival of the 80s! loord help us! soon gay hand shakes will be back in full swing!

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