The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[spagmasterswift]

Whats a gay handshake? When you tickle the palm with your finger?

[djjimbob]

I think it's when you give someone a good knobbing up the bum whilst shaking their willy round the front.

Happened the other on Oxford Street to a mate of mine.

[112]

lol! no jus meant dodgy handshakes in general, the kind that a lot of yanks do when greeting each other.

Boy o boy do you guys have a wierd imagination, lol!

112

[VR46]

Why Oh Why Oh Why ??

http://ballofpaint.freehosting.net/

how did we manage before the internet ??

[djjimbob]

I'd love to take that to a match of conkers.

[Kieran76]

Had a strange day at school today, in the afternoon I had to ednure some 'actors' performing a play about the improtance of reading and how it keeps our imagination healthy. All well and good so far, until the last 10 mins where one of the actors pulled out the "Gamestation 32" and we all witnessed how the shiny box made his imagination "fat and unhealthy". What a load of crap. All my kids looked at me as they know what I think about consoles, theres nothing we like more than to kick ass on Streets of Rage 2 on a Friday afternoon during our Golden Time.


I also hurt my back, but I have no idea how I managed that. I think I must be getting old, I expect I'll have gout by the end of the week.

[Spatial]

Ah, Pacman.

Once so big. Now, so small

http://www.videogametheater.com/

(warning contains some bad language and some drug references)

[erhgiez]

Me and my friend saw this in a shop the other day and couldnt stop laughing, "made by the special technique of "jerking", Oh how we laughed

[icarus0]

That's almost as good as Otis Spunkmeyer cookies.

*snigger*

[MartyG]

Why you shouldn't hit a speed bump at 60 mph in a Lamborghini

http://www.topspeed.com/car_news/lamborghini_gallardo_-_wrecked_by_dubai_speed_bumper-ar3138.html#videos

[VR46]

Cats falls 80ft out of tree and runs away fine, first link is story, second is video.

http://www.wltx.com/fyi/fyi.aspx?storyid=36246

http://www.wltx.com/video/fyi-player.aspx?aid=20239&bw=

[VR46]

me again

Apparently, this is the most popular screensaver in the US.

If he gets stuck, just move him with your cursor.

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm

[Kieran76]

what a **** day, my tooth fell apart at dinner time and I have just returned from the dentist with a mouth full strange putty and the knowlegde that some root canal work is on the cards because of some infection in two of my teeth.

[MartyG]

Bad luck dude - I'm off to the dentist tomorrow as I've had twinges in a tooth on and off for the last week.

Going to the dentists sucks :/

[VR46]

Norman Kember (and the two Canadian hostages) freed by "multi-national forces" bit of good news for a change.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4836218.stm