The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[dataDave]

Whenever I realise I can control my dream I immediately think up some hot celeb to do the dirty with, no matter what the situation (last time I was queuing up in a chippy), although I always get too excited and wake up shortly after the metamorphosis. I always get up and say "FFS" to myself out loud.

[dataDave]

Stupid govenrment not allowing snoop into the country! Now i have 4 dud Tickets!

NOT HAPPY!

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Will they not reschedule the gig? Twats if they don't.

[VR46]

What, reschedule the gigs abroad or by live video stream

[Mr Pump]

Will they not reschedule the gig? Twats if they don't.

Surely the life time ban should of been a hint, that gig wouldn't be anytime soon.

Whenever I realise I can control my dream I immediately think up some hot quest in FFXI.

Corrected

[cohen205]

Could anyone tell me if i am allowed to use this GIF as my avatar?

I want this Alan partridge one, but i cannt seem to get it to work?

Can anyone help?

[dataDave]

Too big mate. I just tried compressing it in imageready and it came out looking toss.

[cohen205]

Awww, bugger.

Cheers for trying anyway

[VR46]

You could use this jpeg

[112]

Will they not reschedule the gig? Twats if they don't.

Dude, they wont allow him in teh country full stop! No snoop EVA on these shores the way it looks!

I was all ready to get pimped up and to enjoy some good ole fashioned gangsta bonding! Wheres spag when yah need him? I need a phat blunt to chong on........

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ps Mr fallows where have you been?

[J0e Musashi]

What is it with girls eh, why are they such c**** sometimes?

[ItsThere]

Whats happened now Joe mate? You seem to have nearly as bad a time with women as I do.

P.S They are all worse than men. Flithy pervs the lot of them. :P

[Spatial]

I've only just realised that Domino's have stopped doing the Meltdown in favour of that Meateor rubbish!

RARGHHHHHH!!!

[Crisp_Rapper]

quick, email that to boris....

[nietzschedancing]

What is it with girls eh, why are they such c**** sometimes?

A prfound mystery. The old codes of conduct are dead now, too - it used to be holding open doors, gallantly offering a lady pass, a seat etc. and your chivalrous ways would gurantee you a scrotal tickling at least. Alas, no more.

[Yoshimax]

Dominos are so hit & miss it's unbelievable - One time it's stunning, the next it's **** - They need to sort out their consistency.

That is bad news though - That meltdown was pretty good although I did have it a couple of times and it tasted weird (think it was the mustard stuff).

Create Your Own FTW !!!!