The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[MoFo2]

My friend's PS3 doesn't work

Just to spread a little laughter, this is taken from BluRay-forums, via NeoGaf:

Yes, my friends ps3 broke.

He came round mine explaining that his PS3 just died for no reason.
I asked him if he used any buggerd games, dvds, or blu-ray. He said no. I asked him if he dropped it etc. No, no no.

So I went round his to have a look. He had put black duct tape over the air vents. All of them.

I said 'why have you put duct tape over the vents?'

He replys with this:

'I am really cautious about my ps3. I really look after it. I don't want dust getting inside it so I covered up the holes to stop dust from getting in.'


I was in tears.

[Ish]

Genius

[Extra Terrestrial]

That is the first PS3 failure I have come across and it was down to human error!

[Ish]

Am I the only person enjoying all this rain? I like the sun but I like the rain too. Its that dreary in between I dislike.

[VR46]

I don't like it too hot, but not exactly a huge rain fan, A12 was flooded on way home, took 60 minutes to do just over 8 miles, not good.

[Extra Terrestrial]

Am I the only person enjoying all this rain?

Excuse my language but yes you ****ing are!

I want at least six weeks of scorching hot sunshine to make up for the rain parade that has been going on and off during the past few months.

Get the hint rain; **** off.

[prinnysquad]

Am I the only person enjoying all this rain? I like the sun but I like the rain too. Its that dreary in between I dislike.

Hailstones at chez Prinny today, and thunder. Great stuff

I don't like the ten metre high grass that's grown in the garden, cos I know it'll be a knackering mission to cut it, but I can't deny I like the fresh air that rain brings. Also, I'm not sweating like a marathon runner's bollocks at night in bed.

Kinda makes up for a drab winter. Tho sun at one point might be nice

[Concept]

Am I the only person enjoying all this rain? I like the sun but I like the rain too. Its that dreary in between I dislike.

Nope. I hate heat during the summer. Bring the rain on.

[Spatial]

Same here. This time last year was a nightmare so it's been great as far as I'm concerned (although that doesn't stretch to being great about the floods which have badly effected some people).

Sunshine I have no problem with. Roasting hot and humid is just awful though.

[thebuddahman]

There is no beer in the house anjd I am far too lazy to go out and get some and spend my own cash, so therefore I hunted for other stuff. I found wine. Oh tasty wine.

Who will have a tipple with me!!!???

[Emir]

Found some Bells whiskey under the bed. Cheers!

[thebuddahman]

Found some Bells whiskey under the bed. Cheers!

*kachink*

Here's to life!

Huzzah!

I had a job interview today, beat some of them to the final shortlisting for interview so I'm chufferd. I now have a 1 in 6 chance of getting the job! Woop! Anyone here from Somerset?

[iloveannie]

Ninjabread Man.

Hee, just saw this on VG+ Ninjabread Man

[melenko]

I just had to fill in a survey for Pirates of the Caribbean online that was supposed to take 15 mins. It only had 2 questions o.0

[ItsThere]

I just had to fill in a survey for Pirates of the Caribbean online that was supposed to take 15 mins. It only had 2 questions o.0

Short answer or essay format?