Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[NW2013]

The Next one is the worst as they get in a load of tat that has never been in the stores before and pile it up like a big jumble sale. Terrible.

[teddymeow]

The is-but-isn't missus and her happy jolly Facebook updates saying about how she's had a lovely Christmas and feels wonderful despite the fact she only recently tore my heart out and crushed it in front of me (metaphorically of course).

Bah!!

[vanpeebles]

Delete her off it or close your account! Or post you had a great Christmas without your old boiler hanging around.

[prinnysquad]

Facebook, pfft, what a load of old cock. I can count the times I've got something out of using it on one hand. It really, really tries to make you feel inferior, and tries its hardest to make people you know are either boring, ****s, or boring ****s, appear like some kind of socialite fun-magnet.

Look at this that someone posted on my news feed yesterday:
"Drinking champagne and setting lanterns away in the back garden"

Oh, f-off. Do it, enjoy it, but don't talk about it on the internets via your mobile phone while you're doing it, to make it feel like everyone else flaked out in front of their tv, farting out the excesses of the previous 24 hours, are missing out on your zomg amazin thing.

[vanpeebles]

Our updates would be "Drinking beer and letting off hot farts in the house"

[prinnysquad]

Irk: nobheads who are clearly online not coming onto the 360 for a chinwag.

[vanpeebles]

Irk: nobheads who are clearly online not coming onto the 360 for a chinwag.

I'm off out soon, back later!

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

The is-but-isn't missus and her happy jolly Facebook updates saying about how she's had a lovely Christmas and feels wonderful despite the fact she only recently tore my heart out and crushed it in front of me (metaphorically of course).

Bah!!

Oh, I've been there mate (not with your is-but-isnt missus).
Women can just switch it on & off. Thats 1 hell of a skill.

Friendface is just a site for showoffs, liars & attention seekers imo, altho I have thought about opening an account just to take the pi55 & decline friend requests from all the twats I've known in the past who suddenly want to be big buddies

[speedlolita]

Friendface is just a site for showoffs, liars & attention seekers imo

Thanks.

[randombs]

Eastenders goes HD just as Stacey leaves? What's the point?

[Spatial]

Facebook, pfft, what a load of old cock. I can count the times I've got something out of using it on one hand. It really, really tries to make you feel inferior, and tries its hardest to make people you know are either boring, ****s, or boring ****s, appear like some kind of socialite fun-magnet.

Look at this that someone posted on my news feed yesterday:
"Drinking champagne and setting lanterns away in the back garden"

Oh, f-off. Do it, enjoy it, but don't talk about it on the internets via your mobile phone while you're doing it, to make it feel like everyone else flaked out in front of their tv, farting out the excesses of the previous 24 hours, are missing out on your zomg amazin thing.

Don't get me started.

After our works Xmas doo, I asked one of the people there to see the photos she'd been taking that night. Her response?

"I've put them on Facebook so if you want to see them you'll have to be my friend"

Sod off. I work with you all day and find your inane chatter deeply annoying, what makes you think I want to spend my online time gawping at your banal comments on life, the universe and every little that comes to mind?!?

[speedlolita]

Eastenders goes HD just as Stacey leaves? What's the point?

It's all about the new Lauren Branning tbmfh!

[dazzling_bubble]

It's all about the new Lauren Branning tbmfh!

what!!!

estimatation________lowered.

lol

Its the new Ben thats just simply stupid! I thought Lauren was bad enough.....

[speedlolita]

Well, best Eastenders has to offer.

Stacey was a munter.

[dazzling_bubble]

Jessie Wallace all the way hahaah :P