Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[vanpeebles]

A proper bellhound.

[dazzling_bubble]

The is-but-isn't missus and her happy jolly Facebook updates saying about how she's had a lovely Christmas and feels wonderful despite the fact she only recently tore my heart out and crushed it in front of me (metaphorically of course).

Bah!!

I know this is petty but if Facebook means that much to her the best way to wind her up would be to add her friends on their, send em a message saying I'd still like to be friends with you eventhough you broke up with your ex because you're such good company etc. She'd hate that. I've known girls that go absolutely crazzzy over that. hahahahah

[dazzling_bubble]

A proper bellhound.

i have no idea what this means but i think its my brand new word

[prinnysquad]

I'd not say no to both those two chowing my bell.

[k0pp0]

Soaps. And the fact that my missues watching loads of 'em.

[dazzling_bubble]

Soaps. And the fact that my missues watching loads of 'em.

don't diss the soaps!

maybe shes making up for something else eh eh wink nudge

[dazzling_bubble]

I'd not say no to both those two chowing my bell.

ahhh, in which case i probably can't use this word......seeing as i don't have a bell or an end

[k0pp0]

don't diss the soaps!

maybe shes making up for something else eh eh wink nudge

What? 3 hours of soap a night compared to 20 seconds of..

aw shoite.

[speedlolita]

20 seconds?!

lol

[dazzling_bubble]

What? 3 hours of soap a night compared to 20 seconds of..

aw shoite.

need i say anymore, lol.

[Colin]

I know this is petty but if Facebook means that much to her the best way to wind her up would be to add her friends on their, send em a message saying I'd still like to be friends with you eventhough you broke up with your ex because you're such good company etc. She'd hate that. I've known girls that go absolutely crazzzy over that. hahahahah

Average effort.

Contact all her female mates on facebook, and tell them that all the time you were with the Mrs, all you could think about was getting them in to the sack.

[dazzling_bubble]

Average effort.

Contact all her female mates on facebook, and tell them that all the time you were with the Mrs, all you could think about was getting them in to the sack.

yeah you see you run the risk of arrest with this one lol......

the thing is if you add them but don't say 'i want to do you' then your ex will assume this is what you want to do anyway and will go crazy asking all her friends what you've said. but if you say 'i want to bang you' your just telling your ex what she thought she already knew. its worse to let her stew!

women are loopy after all. haha. and thats from a woman.

[Colin]

That's true, all women are bunny boilers apart from my mum, and the current lady until the relationship goes pear shaped. (which it undoubtedly will)

[dazzling_bubble]

That's true, all women are bunny boilers apart from my mum, and the current lady until the relationship goes pear shaped. (which it undoubtedly will)

erm excuse me? forgetting someone here? lol

[redstar_dan]

erm excuse me? forgetting someone here? lol

The Bunny?