Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[dazzling_bubble]

Guess who has a seasonal job as Santa in local department store

erm.....you?

[dazzling_bubble]

Current irk: hot girl sat on my lap who has no intention of sex tonight.

maybe you should get her a tea towel filled with ice cubes

[JP]

Guess who has a seasonal job as Santa in local department store

David Cameron?

Current irk: hot girl sat on my lap who has no intention of sex tonight.

If you really typed that while she was sitting on your lap then I think you know who is to blame for this horrific turn of events. One step closer to you getting lucky would perhaps be having her sit on your lap while you played with your Barbies and let her listen to you telling them how hot she was.

[kernow]

Kernow's Christmas buying thread reminded me actually - getting Toblerone as a gift. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but the stuff is impossible to eat without either a) injuring yourself (especially if some kind person has put it in the fridge for you, effectively turning it into chocolate-coated glass shards), or b) making an outright mess when you try and break it up.

I can only assume it's some sort of punishment, particularly if you get one of those giant-sized bars. Do they even sell any of the stuff during the rest of the year?

Impossible to eat. Roof-of-mouth-busting horribleness. They don't even taste that good.

[Dirty Sanchez]

erm.....you?

When was the last time you saw Santa with a brown mustasche?

[JP]

When was the last time you saw Santa with a brown mustasche?

Do you know what? I'm sure there's a punchline there waiting to happen but I just can't think of it.

[Spatial]

Not being able to sleep.

[kernow]

maybe you should get her a tea towel filled with ice cubes

I still don't get this even after waking up sober

[Neil]

I still don't get this even after waking up sober

It was to cool down the 'hot chick' that wasn't sitting on his lap.

[NW2013]

Relief that some xmas gifts I'd ordered from Amazon have finally showed up. Irked that flipping City Link left them on the floor of my block of flats as they wouldn't fit in the post box! I was in all day yesterday and they didn't call the buzzer. I live in a big block that has a lot of people and a lot of tourists/stags, etc staying short term. Miracle it wasn't stolen.

[Kieran76]

I don't like any couriers other than Royal Mail. My heart always sinks when I buy stuff from Amazon and it isn't been delivered by Royal Mail. Some of them don't even deliver on a Saturday!

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

Here come the Xmas irks!:

1. Old people seem to be in a world of their own & have no awareness when it comes to clogging up pavements.
2. For the first time ever I decide to leave buying Choc Oranges until a wk before Xmas as every yr they're discounted further & always plenty in stock even after Xmas, but I go to town & all thats left is those gross Mint Choc Oranges.
3. Mint Choc Oranges. Mint?
4. I loved those Milk Choc After Eights more than the dark 1's but Nestle seem to have decided to stop making them .
5. M&S/Tesco xmas food adverts - F**k off with your over priced poncey extravagant meats, puddings & finger food. Most people arent that gutsy & cant afford to eat that stuff!

[speedlolita]

My left arm hurts. Bawww.

[Colin]

I get the feeling I won't get home to Scotland for Christmas due to all the travel disruptions. That would make it only the third Christmas in my life I hadn't been there for the festive. That irks me.

[wakka]

[My left arm hurts. Bawww.

Too much wanking.

My irk today is the constant snow news on TV. 2 inches here, 3 inches there. Snow news is no news.