Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[prinnysquad]

Wrong thread, asshole.

Take your pussy in the smiles thread.

[Kieran76]

We all know that Ofsted's days are numbered so the ex-teachers who haven't taught a class in 10 years will have to find a new way to earn a living.

[abigsmurf]

Last week: "we don't want to undermine you with this new employee, you're still going to be our main developer"

This week: "he's been doing this for a lot longer than you! You could really learn from him! I was talking to him and he says we need to do a lot for this to be ready for enterprise".

Undermined and going behind my back already and he hasn't even started yet.

[Guts]

Some little teenage b*tches who come to see True Grit and then make fake cry sounds in the back row during the emotional, quiet parts. Should have given them the "Matt Damon manner course" after the movie.

Great film btw.

[Rossco]

Please tell me you're joking!

Haha yes for the record, I was joking! Incase anyone thinks I'm a complete tool.

[dazzling_bubble]

Haha yes for the record, I was joking! Incase anyone thinks I'm a complete tool.

Hahaha yeah yeah.....

[randombs]

Someone with as perfectly-placed a Santa hat on Ron Burgundy as in that avatar clearly knows a thing or two about undo.

Those things don't align themselves by magic.

[charlesr]

Last week: "we don't want to undermine you with this new employee, you're still going to be our main developer"

This week: "he's been doing this for a lot longer than you! You could really learn from him! I was talking to him and he says we need to do a lot for this to be ready for enterprise".

Undermined and going behind my back already and he hasn't even started yet.

Isn't that what you've been telling them for ages?

[dazzling_bubble]

Someone with as perfectly-placed a Santa hat on Ron Burgundy as in that avatar clearly knows a thing or two about undo.

Those things don't align themselves by magic.

Although probably should be 'undone' as its March now....

(see what I did there?)

[Kongster]

And then it can be redone when the festive season starts again hehe.

Todays irk: cold callers from x companies grrr...

[ShadowDancer]

I'm hoping a conservative campaigner will knock my door, as a non agressive person/pacifist, I'm going to take ten seconds off and knock the ****ers teeth down his throat.

[Kongster]

What if the Jehovah witnesses turn up at you door instead?

[fuse]

Adrian is currently irked about having to write a speaker biography to talk about how great he is (in the third person) for a conference at which he is presenting.

[charlesr]

Do a comedy wig change in between.

[randombs]

We've been getting calls from people pretending to be my boss' account managers at different companies which, when pressed, turn out to be sales calls.