"Coding is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman... you figure out your plan of attack, spend a few hours working away at it and wonder what the hell you were thinking when you see it again the next day."
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This hasnt irked me, but it has f*ckin angered the hell out of me
(warning - swearing & violence in this clip)
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I dunno if this would be an irk or genuine fear- but I'm not sure where to post it, either here or the banter thread. I was trying something on in a changing room with no door, when I noticed a hand at the bottom of the changing room opposite, which did have a door. I ignored it, thinking someone's dropped something, or whatever... After 10 minutes, I've tried on my clothes, maybe longer (OCD), and notice TWO right hands in the same place. I'm confused, it's like a David Lynch film now. Part of me is intrigued (yet slightly shocked / surprised), I kneel down slightly and from what I can see the whole changing room has had clothes laid across the bottom and I notice two arms seemingly intertwined. Didn't want to see anymore, got the hell out of there after deciding whether I would buy something or not. I wonder if I'm wrong about this, and people can do whatever they want, but I don't want to buy clothes knowing people may have been doing the deed on them. I may have to wash every item multiple times before buying, or disinfect them somehow. Scared smiley.Last edited by monel; 19-01-2012, 16:34.Comment
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...do you think the arms fell off someone?
And you didn't do anything to help...just sat there thinking crazy thoughts.Comment
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So, someone laid out the floor of a dressing room just for the hell of it, and then their arms fell off... Yep, maybe I should have tried to help. But there was no blood or screaming... Can arms fall off with no signs of injury and the person be so shocked they just faint? HOLD ON, how would two people's arms just fall off? BRB just got to wash this jacket.Comment
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I guess there's no changing room in the bedding section.
My irk of 2012: my rent is jumping from $825pcm to $1008pcm. The actual rent is quoted as $1100 but I get a discount incentive for signing a 1 year lease. The first lease was excellent, this one is ****. Not much I can do about it, pay it or move. I have no desire to move right now.Comment
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One word - LeprosyOriginally posted by shinobi7000 View Post
Most of the time in cases like these the owner doesn't even realise they have left their arms behind. They usually twig when they go to wave to someone.Comment
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But who has two right arms? I didn't know Raggy Dolls was based on a true story. Damn, I didn't help an ill person...Comment
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Oh God, I mis-read that about the 2 right arms
OK, not leprosy. Definitely doing the no pants dance.Comment
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People ****ing in the changing room man. Ain't no harm in it.Comment
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The FBI taking down Megaupload.com irks me.
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The fact that my repaired Xbox 360 was meant to be delivered back to me today and now I check the UPS tracking and it now says Monday. I cleared my day completely to make sure I would be in all day for nothing. Utter pish.Comment
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Went to the docs for some painkillers again cos I ran out & my back has been giving me major jip again.
Couldnt see my regular doc so booked in for anyone to see me cos I only needed a prescription. When I asked the docs for them he looked at me like I was asking for methodone or summat! I
've been taking painkillers for my back for about 2 yrs now, but I NEVER take the full dose (2 pills every 4 hrs) I only take 2 in the morning for the whole day & dont need em for the weekend.
I could see he was giving me that skaghead look so I explained my situation, but no it wasnt good enough. He wanted to see how bad my back was & had me bending & stretching. I managed to touch my toes & he said "well, you're more flexible than me!", to which I looked at him & his giant pot gut hanging over his trousers, & made damn sure he knew what I was trying to convey with the look. Fat tw4t!.
He finally handed over the prescription but bloody hell, all I want is something to get me thru during work hrs ffs!Comment
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