Little things that bring a smile to your face 3

[prinnysquad]

Get in, empty, get out. Wipe bell on curtains.

That advice will cost you 29.99 please.

[wakka]

Found 3D "sex instruction" blurays on Amazon...Tempted by the Kamasutra one.

The phrase 'no, you have to switch them on, they're active shutter' should get her pulse racing pre-coitus.

[teddymeow]

Someone watched Bake-off!

I did.

[QualityChimp]

Wipe bell on curtains.

The onomatopoeic term for this act is called a "zuffle".

[speedlolita]

Hideki Kamiya.

[randombs]

Being invited to play Gunslinger Stratos at the arcades with some second year students and being pretty good at it.

Totally against the school rules but I don't look like a perv so I'm ok

[Darwock]

Nobody who looks like a perv thinks they look like a perv.

[randombs]

Even less likely, then!

[kryss]

Still a dark path billy.

One of the teachers at my old school hung out with students, which I didn't care about (or have to care about if I didn't know) until the students happily started showing the J-staff pics of them out together. And as much as I thought the anti-fraternisation policy was utter BS, it was still my job to warn her.

[randombs]

I'll find out today, I guess

Feigning ignorance always works

[nakamura]

The low prices of NTSC Dreamcast games. After a long time, going to get back into the system.

[wakka]

Me too Nakamura. I might even order a few titles from Tokyochojin.

[nakamura]

I come across like I hate the machine and I don't. I want to rekindle the love I have for it in 1998-9.

[speedlolita]

I just want Crazy Taxi.

[wakka]

Crazy Taxi is an unstoppable ball of fun. I bought the PSP version in a sale to play on Vita, but it's just not as good.