Little things that bring a smile to your face 3

[randombs]

http://www.wedonotuse.com - hilarious method of dealing with cold-call salesmen.

Two corkers:

1)
A condom company called me and asked if I wanted a test package of condoms with banana flavour and dots for the small amount of 10 crowners. I answered: "We do not use condoms. We're Catholics and we've already got 20 kids……hehehehe

2)
The telephone guy: Hi! You're talking to Lars Dam, I'd like to ask you a few questions regarding advertising and marketing?
Me: I'm afraid I have to disappoint you, I do not use questions
Telephone guy: he he, ehm, I think you may have misunderstood me. I'd like to ask YOU some questions regarding advertising and marketing?
Me: Well, I understand you perfectly thank you. But I still do not use questions.
Telephone guy: Ehm, Well? (pause) Is there someone else in the household I can talk to?
Me: No, unfortunately. I live alone after my husband ran off with my sister.
Telephone guy; (pause again) Ehm, well, I'm sorry to have bothered you then.
Me: That's ok, my friend, we'll talk to you some time.
Telephone guy: (completely confused) Eh, yeah… ehm bye!

[kryss]

I do not use questions. Classic.

[Brad]

Pressured to move over from the overtaking lane on the M5 by a girl in a Hyundai Atoz. I was doing 94 at the time

[charlesr]

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/album_showpage.php?pic_id=451&sid=fa2e2c165db230d2fb06741cf732ec0f

Sensational baiting.

[kryss]

Pressured to move over from the overtaking lane on the M5 by a girl in a Hyundai Atoz. I was doing 94 at the time

Funny...the flux capacitor should have already kicked in by that point.

[Brad]

Made a Chrome extension that replaces occurrences of the random series of letters "anyways" with the word "anyway"

[Colin]

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/albu...06741cf732ec0f

Sensational baiting.

I don't get it?

['Press Start']

Me either?

[Colin]

Maybe the baiting is getting muppets like us to ask what the hell it is?

[Stakers]

Hehe. This is a scam baiting website. You know those emails that used to do the rounds where you could have a share of a ?40m fortune if you helped a Nigerian Prince. These guys reply and get the fraudsters to send photos in ridiculous poses to 'show trust'

[kryss]

Made a Chrome extension that replaces occurrences of the random series of letters "anyways" with the word "anyway"

So...you're saying I need to start saying "anywayz" instead?

[kryss]

So that proof a few days back was BS sadly, didn't prove anything.

Here is better:

http://www2.warwick.ac.uk/fac/sci/maths/people/staff/oleg_zaboronski/analysisi/notes-ma131_ch5.pdf

[buster_broon]

Patting a giraffe whilst it eats leaves from a tree

[buster_broon]

Unsure why it just makes me giggle

[randombs]

Patting a giraffe whilst it eats leaves from a tree

"Shhh, it's ok. You keep eating those leaves. Yes, just like that. Good girl. No, no! Don't struggle, it's ok. That's just our little friend. I'm just easing him in. Doesn't that feel nice? Yesss. Just eat the leaves. He won't be too long. Shhhh. Good girl. Good girl. Good... Boy!? Awww not again "