Little things that bring a smile to your face 4

[VR46]

Visited a chip shop little earlier for a cheeky pre-dinner snack and they do a standard chip roll and a large chip roll, excellent stuff, you don't need to be Einstein to know which one I plumped for.

[kryss]

Small?

Got all the stuff I need for the IRS tax number so I can FINALLY get some money from my ebook sales. It's only taken me...5 years to get around to it.

[Dogg Thang]

Man, I wish I had a chip roll before dinner. Now dinner just won't be enough.

It's always good to fill up before dinner. That way, you're eating for pure pleasure.

Kryss, that's great news! I've heard your 50 Shades of Grey book has done really well so that will be quite a little nest egg waiting for you.

[Deuteros]

Let me have a crack at this humour thing...

Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas.

[nakamura]

My GP telling me I look in great shape, even pointing out I have better muscle definition and am much broader than when she last saw me.

[VR46]

Good stuff.

My doctors phoned me the other month. As I'm over 40 and have only been to Docs for one thing in the last 10 years they try and get me to come in for an annual blood test. Let's just say they need to improve their telephone technique...

[kryss]

Man, I wish I had a chip roll before dinner. Now dinner just won't be enough.

It's always good to fill up before dinner. That way, you're eating for pure pleasure.

Kryss, that's great news! I've heard your 50 Shades of Grey book has done really well so that will be quite a little nest egg waiting for you.

...Thanks! Although I think you're confusing my straight-laced, above the waist, "keep it pure until marriage" modern romance set in the fictional war-torn town of Gley with someone's tribute M&S pron.

[nakamura]

Good stuff.

My doctors phoned me the other month. As I'm over 40 and have only been to Docs for one thing in the last 10 years they try and get me to come in for an annual blood test. Let's just say they need to improve their telephone technique...

Did they say 'anal blood test' by mistake?

[gunrock]

My GP telling me I look in great shape, even pointing out I have better muscle definition and am much broader than when she last saw me.

Hold on! This is the screen play of a porno....

[nakamura]

Hold on! This is the screen play of a porno....

She is a hottie as well.

[teddymeow]

Just arrived for the first day of my new job. Two days in Head Office training and then up to Manchester for some field based training.

Just enjoying a nice, free Starbucks.

Pick up my car later on too.

[Dogg Thang]

The coffee or the character from Battlestar?

[kryss]

There was only one Starbuck in BSG.

Work dinner getting me a nice pint in what I've come to understand is known as a "pre-shifter". Unibroue Blanche de Chambly, and very nice too. Then a nap in the back office before work ☺

[QualityChimp]

There was only one Starbuck in BSG.

Dirk Benedict?

[VR46]

Nice to see some of you must be as old as me. BSG, that is going back some serious years.