The Relationship Thread-Good, Bad or Indifferent.

[112]

Tommy Vercetti, look jus forget what everyones said, go buy a gun and kill all the Ex BFs. Live p to yah name sake!

You'll feel much better!

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[EDDIE M0NS00N]

Hmmmm............

Its a tempting option.

Anyone got a spare shotgun going spare?!!

Oh wait!!, I have 1 already (in my avatar!).

Heeeerrrrrre's TOMMY!!!

[dvdmike]

I'd still feel offended if someone said they wanted to 'boff' my missus, even if it was a compliment.

I'd be too paranoid of having a beautiful girlfriend anyway

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch your friends
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It never ends
You know that it's crazy
You want to trust her
Then somebody hangs up when you answer the phone
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You go it alone

[Crisp_Rapper]

According to her she's had 4 bf's before me (that she keeps on bloody talking about!!)

is she 16 or something? bitches need to learn quicker than yours seems to. i suggest you beat her upside the face with the back of your hand.

[dvdmike]

I'm not going down (he he, get it?!) the hamburger route on here. All I will say is that its small & neat, not like a pound of chopped liver!

According to her she's had 4 bf's before me (that she keeps on bloody talking about!!), so she aint no slag. Its just that some women are naive & never seem to learn from their past. Plus her ex is a ****in quick witted charmer of a twat!!

God I knew a girl like that didnt want anyone to think she was a slut

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

Well this month hasnt been very good for me really. I've had too much good luck lately & from my personnal experience good karma is always followed by bad karma, but this time I just wasnt prepared for it.
1st off I've had 2 Paypal reversals from buyers worth over a total of ?50 (which I sent by 1st Class so I aint covered).
2nd I've had 2 buyers file disputes with me over item not received, so I've got to wait for a refund from RM, by which time the buyers will have had their refunds anyway so if theyve been billy bull****ting me then I'm screwed.
3rd I kept my gf's old Sim Card. I put it in my phone the other day & discovered (not) to my surprise a msg that had been sent last Fri from 'D' saying he was in town on Sat asking for a meet up. I phoned the number back, let it ring twice, then cancel the call, switched off the phone to see what would happen.
Me & my gf went into town on Sat. She went for a look in a shop, so I switched my phone back on. I had an Answer msg! I checked it &, yes u guessed it!, it was from her ex!! I couldnt beleive it!! What a ****in cheek! He treats her like **** & lived off of her, then ****s off to London/Bristol for a few yrs, & has got a kid so why the hell does he want to bother her after all this time!!
Anyway, I walked into the shop & browsed with my gf. 10 mins later who's voice do I hear calling me? Yes u guessed it!, Mr Twat himself!!.
He was being a right wanker & I have to say that my gf didnt seem pissed off to see him either. And he had his typical charm & quick wittedness about him too.
If they meet up or summat then thats it, I know its gonna be over between us, & at ****in Xmas aswell! The gf favourite time to break up (after the pressies have been exchanged. Her present to me being **** aswell I bet!)
Well if she does do this to me then she can go. But if he starts abusing her & ****in with her head & she comes crawling back she can shove it!
And although she doesnt approve of violence I'll make sure she sees some when I kick the **** out of him in front of her!!

So this month, as u can see, has been a bit of a ****ter really!!

[Yoshimax]

I'm a bit confused by that story - But either way girls who stay in touch with ex's is just plain wrong - they'll always end up screwing at some point. Seriously - You must realise that's what he's calling for ???

Also, how the **** did he end up in the same shop as you two ? Either it's a very small place or did you msg him back telling him where you'd be ? Or has she been speaking to him from her new SIM ?

[bignige]

**** on her tits, that'll learn her!

[kernow]

Just don't let her walk all over you

Why don't you ask her if she fancies this other guy?

Or , I'd get into MMF as soon as possible

[anephric]

I promise you, I was still infrequently shagging my ex (and my ex ex) years down the line when any of her boyfs weren't about.

That little "Lying Bint" light should be flashing red and angry in the corner of your eye right now.

[NeilMcRae]

give her a drilling then dumb her.

[Yoshimax]

give her a drilling then dumb her.

As in do her deaf ?

Nige - I was going to suggest that but felt it was maybe unacceptable

[bignige]

As in do her deaf ?

Nige - I was going to suggest that but felt it was maybe unacceptable

Yeah, good point. Pretend to be your bird, text using dodgy sim card, telling him you want him to **** on your (her) tits and eat it off them. If that don't stop him calling, nothing will!

[112]

I'd give her a ring, wish her HB. Don't send a text, too impersonal.

i thought you was suggesting marrige! lol

Dude, have as much sex as poss with her, then when the split happen you got yah moneys worth lol!

seriously though, this ex has somat up his sleeves! watch the fecker!

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EDIT woah, somats crazy goin on with the pages, i went from 15 to page 30 and got mixed up hence the quote from october lol!

[Crisp_Rapper]

wee (or wii if you want) in her shoes. then **** on her tits. then kick her in the ****. then bitchslap the whore. then bury the body somewhere nobody will ever find it.

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