The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Resonance]

Cant you use an undelete tool?

[marcus]

Men Never Listen

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said ?You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating
greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR
button. "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.

[Distant Cousin]

Lmao! Classic

[HaHaUK]

[Flompy]

Ha! Todays episode of Doctors is all about the PSP!

[dataDave]

Class! First one to call it gets 2 kudos!

TIT MONDAY IS HERE!!!!!

Unfortunately they were the fattest tits I've probably ever seen.

Photos? Bugger... gimme a minute...

[Distant Cousin]

Heard this earlier:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you.

[Dirty Sanchez]

perform Refresh until PhotoPost = true

[marcus]

Heard this earlier:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you.

I never did get that, mind you I never played Elite.

[ph0rce]

Its not from Elite, its from a game called Zero Wing - featuring probably the most famous Engrish in the world ever.

"Somebody set up us the bomb" & "All your base are belong to us" being notable highlights.

[marcus]

oic, could of sworn I was told it was some Elite thing..

[Distant Cousin]

[112]

cool, now i get it now, always wondered why it meant. But why is the english so, err......... ****?

112

[Distant Cousin]

It's been translated from Japanese. When it's done wrong it's known as 'Engrish'.

[Dirty Sanchez]

With the number of bilingual and multilingual people our schools/universities pump out it is amazing that so many things are poorly translated.