The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[VR46]

Constructive thought for the day ..

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

Truer words were never spoken LOL

[ChrisF]

True say Bad Batz Maru!

[VR46]

Bad joke of the day award goes to ..

I think I've got that pig flu ... I've come out in rashers!

[ChrisF]

Don't think you'll find much competition for that award

What I want to know is what the Mexicans have been up to to combine Human Flu, Chicken Flu and Swine Flu together. That's one kind of party I wouldn't want an invite to.

[112]

Thing is, you wash your hands after going to the toilet, then, in our (work) building the exit door is a pull door, so you have to open the door where every other scummy git has .. after not washing their hands. Bit of a design flaw there by the architects. Exit doors from toilets should always be push type affairs so you can use your foot or shoulder etc.

rant over.

Mr Holliss, it depends how old your building is really and what standards the owner adheres to. Generally speaking though you tend to use your hands to open a door coming out of the gents/ladies be it by pushing or turning a handle its all done by hand, so either way that lazy bastard who didnt wash his hands coming out the john has killed us all.........

Although i do hear where you are coming from. Guess they could always fit in some PIR (passive infrared sensors) on doors which open automatically, although if some one passed by and you was 'zipping it up or err out' then they'd get a bit of an eyeful.

Do what i do and use a tissue, or wait till someone opens it for you

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[VR46]

The building I'm in was built from scratch less than three years ago. Just think they used Tesco Value Architects to save some money.

[ChrisF]

Doors on the loo's here are push to open, but you still have to negotiate the lock on the door (they are 1 person occupancy things).

[112]

Doors on the loo's here are push to open, but you still have to negotiate the lock on the door (they are 1 person occupancy things).

so you unlock it and then wash yah hand

The building I'm in was built from scratch less than three years ago. Just think they used Tesco Value Architects to save some money.

Ok Mr Holliss, kill the architect........ I'll help you! Someone needs to be punished for such an oversight!

Of course this would all be ok if everyone washed their filthy paws......... and have ahem decent aim!

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[funkydan]

I think it would be a lot easier for me if I just got me one of these (sans J Gyllllenhallll):

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

Bad joke of the day award goes to ..

I think I've got that pig flu ... I've come out in rashers!

Yeah I heard 1 today:


I woke up this morning with a hangover.....The wife reckons I must've got Wine Flu!!

[Rossco]

Yeh I absolutely despise people who don't wash their hands, it is simply disgusting!!!

[Ouenben]

Yeh I absolutely despise people who don't wash their hands, it is simply disgusting!!!

plus it's generally other people it affects, not just them!

[jezzace]

I guess we all just need some... Oinkment! Ha.

[VR46]

Oinkingly close ..