The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[ChrisF]

I'd punch someone if they tried to show me something like that. Boss or not.

[112]

Way to put me off my lunch, but what is it about toilet humour that makes us all chuckle from time to time?

Its all about the Girth factor.........

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[spagmasterswift]

"chocolate volcano"...

[ChrisF]

Apparently the company here just had a call from the "performing arts" nonsense council or whoever it was, saying that if anyone is listening to music while they work, then they must be wearing earphones, otherwise the company is breaking the law. They are doing spot checks apparently. What a load of nonsense.

[spagmasterswift]

Wearing what?

[ChrisF]

Fixed. Sorry. Missed out "earphones"

[ChrisF]

Wow. Apparently the xbox that's in the communal area here is at risk as a consequence. Anyone know if this is utter nonsense or what? Given that this is a private office and not a public space.

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

Its all about the Girth factor.........

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Well it was f*cking huuuuuuuuuuuuge I tell thee!! They must've been biting down on a piece of wood to give birth to that brown baby!!

That guy (or woman) must have been constipated for a few days to pass something that big & hard. It look so tightly packed it couldve passed as a stone (or brick!).

Should've taken my famous quick fix cure for constipation - prunes! That wouldve loosened them up, altho I think they must've been pretty loose down there to pass that giant redwood!! If they werent b4 then they certainly are now anyway!!

[Ady]

I'd punch someone if they tried to show me something like that. Boss or not.

I think I would, too.

There is some **** you just don't need to see, if you'll pardon the pun.

[toythatkills]

http://www.fastcompany.com/blog/arie...lest-microwave

I think the most worrying thing there is that it says: "Heinz claims that snacks can be warmed in under a minute thanks to intense heating action from a combination of cell phone and radio frequencies."

So, my mobile phone is powerful enough to cook my dinner? What of my brain?!

Wow. Apparently the xbox that's in the communal area here is at risk as a consequence. Anyone know if this is utter nonsense or what? Given that this is a private office and not a public space.

I imagine it's classed as a public space, depending on the number of people that work there

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

Wow. Apparently the xbox that's in the communal area here is at risk as a consequence. Anyone know if this is utter nonsense or what? Given that this is a private office and not a public space.

I'm pretty sure that if a certain amount of people can hear licensed music, the company needs a broadcasting license

[MarioMark]

At work or whatever you're all doing, it seems like the quietest day ever today! Even on here.

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My day has dragged............. I SO can't be anus holed today........... Jus shows how important a decent nights kip makes! I had a late one and this is the result. Meh!

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[spagmasterswift]

Been incredibly bored today, now got the boring commute home - think I'm missing booze and cigs.

[Rossco]

Evening people, hows everyone doing? Been busy as hell last few months with uni and work, just starting to calm down again now and actually using the internet and playing games for once!

Anyone got Firemint Real Racing on iPhone yet? Quite fancy it!