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[QualityChimp]

Computer Tycoon Weds Former Lap Dancer

Whoah, you beat me to it!

I wasn't sure where to post this - Headlines, Retro, Spank Bank or on here!

It's the kind of thing women tut and roll their eyes at, but blokes are usually "fair enough".

[vanpeebles]

To be fair he's always had an eye for the ladies, he went out with a proper stunner years ago called Bernadette Tynan, I always remember because Your Sinclair gave out different badges on the subject and one was "Bernadette gets it every month"(with a small YS logo at the bottom)

[QualityChimp]

EDIT: I got this from the Daily Mail website so you don't have to go there.

I now hate all homosexual immigrant feral children...

[112]

Oh bloody hell, i knew i shouldnt have clicked on that link in work.......... Doh!

112

[charlesr]

Picked up the Wipeout soundtrack in my local charity shop for 50p. I tried to pay more but they wouldn't let me.

[abigsmurf]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/formula_1/article7111124.ece

Thought this was laughable at first but taking off my glasses and squinting at it, it does look incredibly similar to their logo.

[Number45]

I have to say, that's quite ingenious if true.

[JP]

This is brilliant!!

Man 'Survives Without Food' For 70 Years

Military medics hope the experiments on Prahlad Jani can help soldiers develop their survival strategies.

The long-haired and bearded yogi is under 24-hour observation by a team of 30 doctors during three weeks of tests at a hospital in the western city of Ahmedabad.

Two cameras have been set up in his room, while a mobile camera films him when he goes outside, guaranteeing round-the-clock observation.

His body will be scanned and his brain and heart activity measured with electrodes.

"The observation from this study may throw light on human survival without food and water," said Dr G. Ilavazahagan, who is directing the research.

"This may help in working out strategies for survival during natural calamities, extreme stressful conditions and extra-terrestrial explorations like future missions to the Moon and Mars by the human race."

Since the experiment began on April 22, Jani has neither eaten nor drunk and has not been to the toilet.

"The exercise of taking this yogi under the medical scanner is to understand what energy supports his existence," Dr Ilavazahagan added.

"Jani says he meditates to get energy. Our soldiers will not be able to meditate, but we would still like to find out more about the man and his body."

Jani, who dresses in red and wears a nose ring, grew up in Charod village in the Mehsana district in Gujarat.

He claims to have been blessed by a goddess when he was aged eight, which has enabled him to survive without sustenance.

[endo]

Quality. Am I getting confused or did I read a while ago that someone similar who claimed to be able to survive with no food or water underwent the same kind of test and had to be withdrawn because he nearly died?

Can't remember the details but it rings a bell.

[prinnysquad]

Remember, mr capcom:

Skankings
Pop Ragger
Dodded
Chompy Chops
Yarrr Guys
Pussy connection

Best review ever.

[nintastic]

So so wrong but

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954310/Gran-and-grandson-to-have-baby.html

[QualityChimp]

That's the wrongest story ever told.

The pair spent their first week together shopping, bowling and eating out.

[nintastic]

During the second week, giggly on wine after a night out, Pearl decided she wasn't going to deny her feelings anymore.
Pearl said: "I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him.

No that bit was !

[importaku]

Ew Ewwwww EWWWWWWWWWwwwwwww :x

[QualityChimp]

This bit!

and eating out.