The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[JP]

Identifying Wood by R. Bruce Hoadley.


Bruce man, it'll be that big plank shaped wooden thing you're staring at through your wood finding magnifier. It's a piece of wood, I promise you!!!

[dataDave]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100611/tuk-boy-microwaves-brother-s-hamster-6323e80.html

Some dickhead thought it would be funny to microwave his brother's pet hamster. Microwave him I say.

[Dogg Thang]

I miss Ecco games. That's nothing to do with nuked hamsters. I just wish there were new ones, that's all. Ecco games, I mean.

[prinnysquad]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100611...r-6323e80.html

Some dickhead thought it would be funny to microwave his brother's pet hamster. Microwave him I say.

Little twadge. I hope he gets skewered on a spike.

[Welrain]

Just logged out of rllmukforum for the final time...spending far too much time browsing forums again and something had to go.

[Briareos]

I'm currently at work and should be preparing a presentation for next week. It's tough to motivate when there is only 3 people in. Anybody else blessed with the weekend work today?

[kernow]

Just logged out of rllmukforum for the final time...spending far too much time browsing forums again and something had to go.

Apart from the 'female form' thread its awful anyway

[charlesr]

There are other forums?

[Bort]

Very rare that I remember a dream but I dreamt of a planetoid SMG clone that was themed around loco roco (very yellow/orange). You just hopped between the planets and all you did was collect endless coins. 'eaven.

[NW2013]

My own postcode makes me snigger every time I see or write it, it ends 'DP'.

[EvilBoris]

Dr Pepper?

[kernow]

http://tech.slashdot.org/story/10/06/15/1419224/Chatroulette-Working-On-Genital-Recognition-Algorithm

I love it.

struct wang {
float girth, length
float numPubes
bool isPenii
}

[Ady]

What could it mean when you have sexual dreams about women you know, but don't even fancy?

[Skull Commander]

It means your due a wank.

[Number45]

What could it mean when you have sexual dreams about women you know, but don't even fancy?

It means you're finally accepting the fact that you're going to end up with someone you don't fancy, whether you like it or not.