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    ah, the legendary bender best man speech... ****ing amazing, i love it.

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      Ahh, that's nice to know...

      Taken from BBC article on Halle Berry (is that really her name?),

      "I thought early on, if I could help shed some light on a situation and let people know that we, the people that you so admire, are just like you," she said.

      Arse. Up it. Cloud Cuckoo. WTF.

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        Watching the FA cup?

        Look at Alan Hansen's dandruff.

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          I hate cutting the ****ing grass.

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            I've just been told off by the wife for taking my bag of crisps into the loo with me to finish.

            Am I disgusting, or is she finicky?

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              My iPod is a bag of **** and I want to go running and I have been trying to fix it for an hour and its a retard and I hate it. So there.

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                Originally posted by Baggie View Post
                I've just been told off by the wife for taking my bag of crisps into the loo with me to finish.

                Am I disgusting, or is she finicky?
                depends if you finished them after wiping but before washing your hands or not... i see no problem otherwise.

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                  I find eating whilst excreting from the opposite end to be a somewhat unpleasant experience.

                  Spent yesterday in the beer garden - was playing GH2 with Nige but it was just TOO nice not to go out - Had amazing (beer battered) fish/chips/peas as a base then topped it with about 6 pints of Bud, a number (unknown) of JD&Cokes and was home by about 7:30/8.

                  I was guttered - woke up on the sofa about 3am. Apologies to anybody else unfortunate enough to speak or play (I use the word lightly) with me on live last night !

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                    ah, eating/drinking whilst pissing is fine, number 2 though? diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirty.

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                      Originally posted by Crisp_Rapper View Post
                      depends if you finished them after wiping but before washing your hands or not... i see no problem otherwise.
                      You wash your hands after a dump ?

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                        ****.

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                            thats quality, but what happens when he needs a piss.

                            Does the person under him help out or is it golden showers for all?

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                              Damnit! I was about to search for something on eBay, but when I loaded up the page I forgot what I wanted to look for. It's been annoying me for a good 14 minutes now.
                              Kept you waiting, huh?

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                                yes that is very annoying, guess it wasn't that important after all ....

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