The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Crisp_Rapper]

ah, the legendary bender best man speech... ****ing amazing, i love it.

[iloveannie]

Ahh, that's nice to know...

Taken from BBC article on Halle Berry (is that really her name?),

"I thought early on, if I could help shed some light on a situation and let people know that we, the people that you so admire, are just like you," she said.

Arse. Up it. Cloud Cuckoo. WTF.

[Pavey]

Watching the FA cup?

Look at Alan Hansen's dandruff.

[Ish]

I hate cutting the ****ing grass.

[DeathAdder]

I've just been told off by the wife for taking my bag of crisps into the loo with me to finish.

Am I disgusting, or is she finicky?

[ItsThere]

My iPod is a bag of **** and I want to go running and I have been trying to fix it for an hour and its a retard and I hate it. So there.

[Crisp_Rapper]

I've just been told off by the wife for taking my bag of crisps into the loo with me to finish.

Am I disgusting, or is she finicky?

depends if you finished them after wiping but before washing your hands or not... i see no problem otherwise.

[Yoshimax]

I find eating whilst excreting from the opposite end to be a somewhat unpleasant experience.

Spent yesterday in the beer garden - was playing GH2 with Nige but it was just TOO nice not to go out - Had amazing (beer battered) fish/chips/peas as a base then topped it with about 6 pints of Bud, a number (unknown) of JD&Cokes and was home by about 7:30/8.

I was guttered - woke up on the sofa about 3am. Apologies to anybody else unfortunate enough to speak or play (I use the word lightly) with me on live last night !

[Crisp_Rapper]

ah, eating/drinking whilst pissing is fine, number 2 though? diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirty.

[Yoshimax]

depends if you finished them after wiping but before washing your hands or not... i see no problem otherwise.

You wash your hands after a dump ?

[Crisp_Rapper]

****.

[HaHaUK]

[importaku]

thats quality, but what happens when he needs a piss.

Does the person under him help out or is it golden showers for all?

[J0e Musashi]

Damnit! I was about to search for something on eBay, but when I loaded up the page I forgot what I wanted to look for. It's been annoying me for a good 14 minutes now.

[VR46]

yes that is very annoying, guess it wasn't that important after all ....