Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[toythatkills]

So does that mean you can switch off dogs?

You can, but you really don't want to know where the switch is.

[kryss]

UPS.

Just ARGH.

[Skull Commander]

Here is my irk for today. Being stuck in tonight by myself (baby doesn't count as she is sleeping), while my wife goes out on a hen night. To top it off i'm skint and all my mates seem to be out doing stuff. I just went onto Xbox live and there isn't even a single person on there off my friends list (out of 67 people). Is tonight some kind of UK wide part that no one has told me about?

[kernow]

Sounds like beer and music time to me

[Skull Commander]

Just noticed Kick-Ass is on at 9 on Sky, so I may watch that. Nae beer though when I'm in charge of the little 'un.

[kernow]

oh man children ruin everything, second only to marriage

[speedlolita]

Ever the optimist.

[kernow]

I know you like children

[booth83]

Today.

Went to bed last night before 12 for the first time I can remember, and then wake up late for work, for which i'm the only one in today with keys to open up, on any given saturday there's at least 2 people with keys, but typically not today.
Put an accumulator on for 5 of todays matches, 4 came in!
Screaming kids running round the shop all day, one particular couple had 6 of em running riot, completely oblivious to how much they were annoying everybody in the shop, I only wish in hindsight i'd have kicked them out/refused to serve the parents until they shut the little ****s up.
I have 2 tills, 1 died today around lunchtime, IT are usually pretty good when this happens and send someone out within a couple of hours even on a weekend, this time didn't even bother getting back to me.
Man Utd losing (not related to my bets), knew it was game over when Scholes got a red.
Stuck inside tonight with sod all to do while my mates are on a stag do in newcastle, I couldn't go because I was working.
In general, nothing has gone right or the way I wanted today, and I bet it rains tomorrow, my day off.

['Press Start']

Piers Morgan! I dislike the smarmy toad!

[JSR]

So does that mean you can switch off dogs?

Wish my neighbours knew that.

Sure thing. Just put them in a bag and toss it in a river.

[toythatkills]

If we were on rllmuk, I would neg the hell out of that post.

[JSR]

Relax fella, it's a joke. The absurdity is what makes it funny (for some).

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

Put an accumulator on for 5 of todays matches, 4 came in!

Dude, 2 years ago, first day of the season I put a 13 game accumulator on, 13 came good. Doncaster let me down with 5 minutes left. ?4,7k gone with one match.

[toythatkills]

Relax fella, it's a joke. The absurdity is what makes it funny (for some).

I don't think I'm being that weird in finding the thought of drowning dogs in a bag, not very funny.