Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[Rossco]

Oh and my irk...

I can't get a bloody job for love nor money!!! Just sick fed up of it.

[Kieran76]

My legs ache and I don't know why.

[EvilBoris]

Oh and my irk...

I can't get a bloody job for love nor money!!! Just sick fed up of it.

I'll pay you if you dress up like a bird and poop on me

[Rossco]

Best job offer I've had all year!! Deal.

[kryss]

I'll pay you if you dress up like a bird and poop on me

Post of the Week right there.

[Supergoal]

I once had a bird crap in my shoe, as I was walking! Just casually strolling down the street and as I was walking I tripped a little and my shoe half came off. Just as it did, a bird timed it's dropping so it landed in the shoe missing my foot. What are the odds of that happening.

[Rossco]

Happened to me twice last week.

[toythatkills]

People retweeting right-wing junk from the Daily Express. Welcome to the fast track to unfollowsville.

[QualityChimp]

"Genuine" Daily Mail headlines!

ARE THE POLES CHEATING ENGLAND?

HAS RIP-OFF BRITAIN TURNED THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY GAY?

WILL PAEDOPHILES INFECT HOUSE PRICES WITH AIDS?

ARE LESBIANS STEALING FROM HOMEOWNERS?

[randombs]

I got:

COULD BINGE DRINKING MAKE THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY IMPOTENT?

IS CHANNEL 4 HAVING SEX WITH BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?

HAS BINGE DRINKING TURNED ENGLAND GAY?

HAVE FOXES STOLEN FROM THE COUNTRYSIDE?

bahahaha

[EvilBoris]

WILL THE NANNY STATE GIVE BRITAIN'S SWANS CANCER?

IS RIP-OFF BRITAIN MAKING YOUR PETS OBESE?

WILL ASYLUM SEEKERS INFECT ENGLAND WITH AIDS?

HAVE FERAL CHILDREN IMPREGNATED BRITISH JUSTICE?

[kryss]

I think George Lucas used a similar program to come up with movie titles...

[abigsmurf]

Everytime it rains, major accident (especially on the M25). Mostly on junctions because people think they can corner like a race driver or that it's fine undertaking and darting between narrow gaps.

[Decider-VT]

"Genuine" Daily Mail headlines!

HAVE GAYS KILLED YOUR HOUSE?

[koopatroopa90]

Train delays, today it's signalling faults. I don't even get the train a tenth of the amount of time I used to yet more than half of my last few train journeys have been delayed.