Little things that irk you 2

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

The 'so desperate for attention' Myleene Klass that i can't seem to get away from.
Apparently she's a very intelligent /talented woman blah blah blah, yet it doesn't seem like a wk has gone by where she hasn't posed half naked (even tho she's now a mum - another thing she an expert at all of a sudden), told the world she's drunk her own breast milk, or claims showbiz execs have asked her for sex for work

[speedlolita]

My Mum got some Malware that locks down her PC on boot.

Managed to get Malwarebytes scanning now but Jesus Christ - how obnoxious is this software and why does she even have malware?

Gonna go through her PC and install non-**** software now I think. Outdated McAfee installed currently.

[Decider-VT]

eBay twats that snipe auctions and start trying to haggle over the postage. Christ. My blocked bidders list is going to swell.

[Colin]

Three stage irk:

1 - My next contract in York has been delayed by three months.

2 - Despite this, I have just been told I'm needed back at work on the eighth of July, I was supposed to still be on leave until the 22nd.

3 - Where am I needed? ****ing London. ****, ****, ****ity London. Finally get out of the place and I get dragged straight back.

Not. ****ing. Happy.

[fuse]

Just for the three months though, I presume?

Either way for you.

[Colin]

Aye, job starts end of September in York now. (Hopefully) Will only be down there in the week and home in Scotland Fri-Sun night. And I'm intending staying in a hotel in Luton and commuting in. Yes, I don't want to stay in London THAT much that I'm going to stay in LUTON!

[Decider-VT]

Is your workplace subsidising the cost of you having to move back down here temporarily?

Edit: Well, Luton.

[Colin]

Yes, they've offered me a package to cover hotel costs. Like I said, I'll fly down Monday morning and home Friday afternoon, so not technically moving back. I just can't stand the thought of staying in London itself, I only want to be there for work. (Not that I want to do that!)

[Decider-VT]

We're not so bad, hey? Just a bit expensive, dirty, concretey and stabby.

[charlesr]

Teh suck.

[Kit]

Can't remember if I posted this before but people who totally destroy toilets then leave it like that for the next person.

I've seen **** on the seat, piss all over the floor (like all over - flooded), and that was in a nice office.

[charlesr]

I don't get it either. I've been totally wasted and still managed to get most of it in the right place. Surely to create such wanton carnage must be deliberate.

[wod]

At where I work people have even broken the seat on the toilet.

As its not there own toilet some people don't care.

[prinnysquad]

These people must be marched to a cashpoint to withdraw enough 20s from their own account to soak/wipe up their mess, before binning the log- and piss- soaked bundle of hard-earned cash.

This may make them think twice. Unless you're Joe Mush, who wipes his arse with 50s anyway. (Or curls one off into a litter tray lined with matured premium bonds, depending on who you believe)

[Colin]

At one of our sites there were a bunch of joiners from a certain ethnic background who wouldn't sit on the toilets, but would stand on the toilet seats in their manky workboots squatting to drop a duece, which obviously led to all the toilet seats being broken. Hilarious considering they'd eat their lunches with their hands, ramming the food in to their mouths with their fingers yet I never once saw them wash their hands first.