The new Sean Bean (random banter) thread

[wakka]

Rodney: Trigger, my name is RODNEY.

Trigger: What's Dave then, a nickname?

[nakamura]

Going to have to watch some on TV now. Classic.

[randombs]

One of my faves goes something like this:

Man: "Congratulations to Cassandra and Rodney!"

Group: "Cassandra and Rodney! (Dave)"

The timing was impeccable

[VR46]

And the one they quoted on BBC site, "if it's a boy they're going to name it Rodney, after Dave"

[VR46]

Just logged on here for first time since 5.30 last night, and not a single post in the First Play forum, in 16 hours lol.
Does anyone actually play games any longer

[charlesr]

Maybe people are too busy playing games to post?

[VR46]

Nice way to flip it Charles

You're becoming a proper sales person. No offence.

[charlesr]

I can spin anything to positive. Well, almost anything.

[kryss]

Electrons?
[/particle physics jokes]

Day 8 of 8 finally and off for 2 nights. Got a ****ton of studying to do, including but not limited to boning up on Fuzzy Set Theory (a real area of math, I **** you not).

[QualityChimp]

http://news.uk.msn.com/viagra-pills-stolen-from-mod

?6000 of Viagra has been stolen from the Ministry of Defense...

Police are looking for hardened criminals!

[VR46]

Very good QC.

[charlesr]

Electrons?
[/particle physics jokes]

Good one!

[randombs]

The viagras must have been for backup in case the bayonets didn't work

[BaronSqwelch]

Anyone been to France lately? Is it a pricey place these days?Trying to work out how many euros I'll need for a boozy weekend.

[VR46]

Come on, admit it, you would love to try one

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/448074/Ambassador-you-re-oiling-us-Chip-shop-deep-fries-Christmas-treat-Ferrero-Rochers