Little things that bring a smile to your face 3

[randombs]

If by bacon you mean condom and by breakfast you mean morning delights then yes, that's man plan.

[kryss]

"Morning delights"? You reading Woman's Weekly again?

[randombs]

Woman's Weekly is the manplaniest magazine available today!

[kryss]

I'm too busy reading Beards Monthly and Knife Fanatic.

[k0pp0]

One: Got offered a new job at work today - pay band/benefit uplift.
Ni: Dad is now not on his death bed and is getting over his badass infection
Drei:Fixed my wanky laptop UEFI bios meaning I can downgrade Win8 to win7 or wack linux on it
100: new bathroom bring fitted next week so I can finally have showers in a warm bathroom again

[briareos_kerensky]

Trois: new bathroom bring fitted next week so I can finally have showers in a warm bathroom again

Uhmmm...quatre?

[k0pp0]

Didn't say that I was starting language lessons.

[eastyy]

http://ie.ign.com/articles/2014/08/21/the-best-graphics-cards

and in the comments this gem I can't wait for the "best way to get to work" article that suggests either a tricycle or a Bugatti Veyron

[eastyy]

Woman's Weekly is the manplaniest magazine available today!

i wonder if they do a monthly magazine ?

[kryss]

i wonder if they do a monthly magazine ?

Yes but you can only buy it for 4-7 days of the month and the newsagent gets angry if you ask for it just before it goes on sale.

[briareos_kerensky]

Didn't say that I was starting language lessons.

Or basic math

[VR46]

Quite funny if you haven't already heard about the "Turkey Sandwich Battle" in the States.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/21/battle-of-sandwich-turkey-and-swiss-on-rye-fridge-note-war-is-the-most-passive-aggressive-thing-weve-ever-seen-4841225/?ITO=facebook

[shaffy_oppa]

Getting paid for a job I forgot I did.

[buster_broon]

customs missing a clearly marked parcel that I thought I was going to get stung on

I bought Friday the 13th collection in new York when a lovely member on here was asking about it and kinda regretted not getting a second copy even more so when the chap was talking about it in the movie thread

so decided to get it again from Amazon.com and it arrived this morning customs free even though it clearly says $93 on the label, time for a greggs

[Dogg Thang]

Awesome, you will enjoy them. I didn't quite thank you enough for picking the set up for me so thanks again! I loved going through the series again and I'll no doubt end up watching my favourites a good few times. Number 6 is a real treat.