Little Things that Irk You: Episode V

[Colin]

My house looks like a bomb went off in it after yesterday's bbq.

[prinnysquad]

Have you shat arl owa?

[kryss]

A delicious bbqomb I hope!

Edit: dammit prin! Ye shat arl owa me post.

Cool! What's your book?

One on Japanese grammar and one fiction.

[randombs]

Nice

Good luck with the IRS!

[QualityChimp]

I've read Kryss' book and enjoyed it!

Ideal for fans of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

[Decider-VT]

My neighbour walked past my front door and threw a half-chewed Kit-Kat wrapper through our window. When I picked it up, it was dripping with his kid's saliva. Just had it out with him on his doorstep and for some reason I feel like the bad guy. He's always had developmental difficulties but I thought that he grew out of this nonsense years ago.

[speedlolita]

Through your window? You should have put him in a headlock and made him eat it.

[kryss]

Thank you Mr QC! 16yo kryss thanks you.

Nice

Good luck with the IRS!

All good, just paperwork.

[Decider-VT]

Through your window? You should have put him in a headlock and made him eat it.

He hid behind his closed front door when I rang, then opened it up when his kid was there. Literally hiding behind a toddler so I wouldn't shout at him.

[eastyy]

why animals have not learnt stop look and listen yet ?...i swear it is like they play a game of dare with each other and running out infront of the car.

Why on adverts it has down the bottom when surveys are involved....69% out of 731 people would agree....who would say to someone can you go out and survey 731 people ???? drives my ocd crazy

[shaffy_oppa]

7 people in the house and still no one heard the Amazon delivery guy knock.

Now I have to wait till tomorrow, not that it's of any use then.

[teddymeow]

Saw this on TV. I recognise the voice but can't think who it is.

Help!!

[buster_broon]

Voice of smuag and agent classified

[teddymeow]

Voice of smuag and agent classified

Nah. Not Cumberbatch. He's done some but not this one.

[briareos_kerensky]

Businesses not replying to your mails when you want to give them money in exchange for a product or service but they won't tell you how.